Hillary's opponent loses speech, dem party makes ad

[Cocoa]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/08/11.html#a4410

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Speechless.mov

Jeanine Pirro is Speechless

I had been looking for video of this episode. Here's a new ad that's coming out tomorrow. It's a bitch when you lose your script.

[wakeme2008]

1. I like the 32 seconds of music.

:)

[Cocoa]

4. that was inspired

:toast:

[rfranklin]

52. It' s about freakin' time....

that the Democrats jumped on these half-assed Republicans losers. Most of them are so used to reading and regurgitating the "talking points" that they haven't thought for themselves for years. And they've been getting away with it for waaaaaay too long! Pulverize them!

[bribri16]

48. Stick a fork in her. None of the Repugs can speak without a script.

If Bus didn't telepromters at every angle he would much worse than that.

[BobF]

87. A Pug who can't smear...

...is like a fish out of water...flopping helplessly and certain to die soon.

I can almost see the cartoon 'thought bubble' above Karl Rove's head when he saw this clip...

...and the words in the bubble were "Oh Shit..."

Throw her on the roadkill pile along with Rudy and Rick Lazio.

...and then call in the vulture cleanup crew.

[Citizen Jane]

2. Holy Cow!

That is awesome.

Is it just me, or does she mutter "shit" about 1/3 of the way into her search?

[Cocoa]

14. I heard her say "I'm sorry"

and my response was, you sure are. :rofl:

[iconoclastNYC]

3. I think this is excellent.

I think we need to start pointing out that all Republicans are acting from the same script and leave it to the viewer to ask what shadowy figures are writing it for them.

America is sick of talking points and soundbytes, and smears.

[pocomark1]

49. I think this is excellent.

but the democrats do the samw thing. can we be cinsistant in our anger?

[tabasco]

64. Here's a site for you:

www.goarmy.com

Get your ass to Iraq.

[Laurab]

74. Great site !

To share with the poster, I mean. The spelling does it for me, everytime!

[txindy]

78. Because...

thay mak HUGH errers? :freak:

:rofl:

[Laurab]

90. Yes, HUGH!

even in one simple sentence. Almost ALL of them.

Is their children learning?

[mdmc]

66. welcome to DU

peace and low stress!

[Maestro]

73. Yeah then the dems are crucified

The repukes and no one (read media) even makes a big deal of it. Big difference and we consistent .

[bushisanidiot]

84. AWOL Bush can't give a speech without each word written out for him in

big letters. Al Gore, John Kerry, and the big dog - President Clinton, could wing it anytime they wanted.. why such a big difference between the repukes and the democrats? Because democrats actually STUDY.. they actually LEARNED something in college instead of how to do a beer bong and snort coke like AWOL Bush did.

Maybe if AWOL would have laid off the partying and had done some studying, he could string a couple of sentences together that make sense. "Is our children learning?" gawd.. what a tool!!

[Grateful for Hope]

5. The ad is priceless! n/t

[davidinalameda]

6. maybe her husband took it

:shrug:

[ronnykmarshall]

7. You can almost feel sorry for her ....

NAWWWW!

Is there another re:puke: running?

[Beetwasher]

8. Bwhahahah! Man, That Was Quick! Someone's on the Ball!

LOL!

[The_Casual_Observer]

9. What an embarrassment! Positive vision my ass. Please

spend 200 million on that one, Ok GOP?

[wryter2000]

43. What do you want to bet...

The last words before she paused were Hillary Clinton. What do you want to bet she was about to launch into a major, nasty, dishonest smear?

:rofl:

[Chipper Chat]

60. The venom spewing from her mouth as she vocalized the words

"Hellary Clitton" showed us the need for no further comments. We get the point. Let her be a bitch. She has plenty of like-minded female company in the snotty GOP: Lynne Cheney, Margaret Spellings, Marilyn Musgrave, Liddy Dole, Kay B Hutchinson (sometimes), and that congressheifer from Michigan (cant think of her name right now). Hopefully we can get Ed Koch to endorse her.

[Chichiri]

10. Recommended. Priceless stuff.

[Talismom]

11. OMG! The Jeopardy music--AHHHHHHH! ROFL!!! n/t

:rofl:

[Skinner]

12. That ad is brilliant.

I love it. :thumbsup:

[Azadre]

15. Truly a classic

That will be a classic commercial!

[wryter2000]

44. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[BamaLefty]

13. Was This Today?

PIRRO FOR SENATE

ROFLMAO!! :rofl:

[blue state liberal]

70. General Clark

I saw your banner for General Clark 2008 - Wouldn't that be great!

[quiet.american]

16. So good. Just so good. n/t

[damntexdem]

17. Wow, only 32 seconds of silence ...

nearly 18 minutes short of the record set by Dick Nixon's secretary. ;-)

[DeepModem Mom]

18. Are we fighting fire with fire??? (Or as Big Dog used to say...

in his Arkansas accent, "fahr with fahr"?)

Go, Dems!!! Go, Hillary!!!

[LiberalinNC]

19. Thousands to run a campaign, Thousands to prepare for running

PRICELESS WHEN YOU FUCK UP!

[nickgutierrez]

20. Ha.

Haha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl:

The ad is priceless.

[chopper]

21. maybe she's a dem mole :-)

i mean, any gooper worth their salt should be able to rip on hillary offa the top of their heads anyway, why would she need a script?

[Hobarticus]

22. Must... not... go.... off.... script....

Can't speak from the heart about the vision I have for NY, no...must regurgitate more talking points.

[lizzieforkerry]

23. That was so worth the download time!!!!!!

"Does anyboday have page 10?" ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Catherine Vincent]

24. Embarrassing.

Poor thing.

[Shredr]

25. Brilliant!!

I'll pay good money to help get that on the air in NY!

[McCamy Taylor]

26. ROFLMAO, This is her Musky Cries moment for sure.

[liberaliraqvet26]

27. This is like the infamous..

"i voted for it before I voted against it" kerry slip up which the repukes were so fast to use for six months on every commercial. I hope everyone in New York State sees this

[Roland99]

28. Priceless!

[Kurovski]

29. Pirro says

the incumbent senator wanted to use New York as "a doormat to the White House."

That still sounds better than the doormat to fascism that Pirro is.

[MADem]

When I first saw that coverage, my IMMEDIATE thought was

...that this footage would make a FANTASTIC ad!!! One with STAYING power...and here we have it!!!!

[MADem]

30. When I first saw that coverage, my IMMEDIATE thought was

...that this footage would make a FANTASTIC ad!!! One with STAYING power...and here we have it!!!!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

31. Lol! I heard about this in a news blurb for CBS NY news but missed

it, so I turned later to our local Westchester County news channel, and they frigging edited this!!!!! I have to get on them now!!!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

32. "No page ten, who's got page ten?"

[neuvocat]

33. She could have had her backup speech:

that says "911 WAR ON TERRA HILLARY BAD CLINTON LIED UNDER OATH LIBERALS RUINED THE COUNTRY BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH THANKYOU!!!!"

[Neshanic]

34. Perfection! Simplicity...that one is a hall of famer.

[HockeyMom]

35. As much as I am unhappy with Hillary,

anybody who is a this Faux News shrill, will NEVER get MY vote.

As I said to Reps on chats almost six years ago, SAVE YOUR MONEY. All your contributions won't make a damn bit of difference. I GET TO VOTE, NOT YOU.

[CTyankee]

36. Right out of the gate. Bad. n/t

[Mojambo]

37. That's really funny.

Ads like this in every state will make for BIG gains in 2006.

[Rainscents]

38. That was very funny!!!

I love the music in the background! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[powergirl]

39. Have the Freeps accused Hillary Clinton of hiding page 10 yet?

You know, it will be her fault that the Freep candidate can't give a speech without a script.

[blm]

47. BWAHAHAHAHA...they'll appoint a special prosecutor for that one.

.

[meow2u3]

63. Don't give the freeps any ideas

They really can't think of any of their own! :evilgrin:

[Aviation Pro]

40. Ah, such a vision of competence....

...just like the whole lot of these 'morans.'

[David Zephyr]

41. Ah, Those Fabulous New York Democrats!

:)

[wryter2000]

42. I saw the clip on the CBS Evening News last night

Not the ad, but raw feed from the speech. I swear, Mika Brezinsky was chuckling.

[AtomicKitten]

45. And Hillary Didn't Even Know it Was Christmas!!

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Patsy Stone]

46. Amazing on both counts

That she couldn't begin without the speech, and that the Dems made a great ad so quickly. :thumbsup:

Why didn't she ask for help sooner, anyway? But it was wonderfully painful to watch.

[madmax]

50. Funny, funny, funny

:rofl:

[mconvente]

51. bahahaha!!!

She's toast already. haha

[kskiska]

53. Echoes of Rick Lazio

On his very first event, a parade, after announcing his run against Hillary, he fell flat on his face and split his lip.

On his very last event before the election, as he turned to go back to his car, he stepped in dog shit.

Let's hope Pirro's gaffe is a bad omen for her candidacy.

[Divine Discontent]

82. are you SERIOUS?

that's funny shiott about Lazio!! haha...

I love the repukes who are so anti-civility, and yet, make such horrible embarrassments of themselves in public.

It makes me wanna take an oxycontin & drink a nice fresca! HA

[benito]

54. If you even think of speaking without your talking points

the terrorists win

[loudsue]

55. I can't get any audio on the film clip....everything is turned on....

whassup? Does anyone have a different link?

:kick::kick::kick:

[Writer]

56. Pirro has this Leona Helmsley mystique about her

If the NY GOP thought that another tough broad could take on OUR tough broad, they were wrong. Pirro makes Hillary look like Mrs. Fields.

[paineinthearse]

57. "Hillary's opponent" is not quite right

Pirro first needs to obtain the nomination of the rethugs & Hillary the Dems, then she will be "Hillary's opponent".

[nookiemonster]

58. That is fan-flippin-tastic!!

Ow, my ribs hurt now.


:rofl:

[CTyankee]

59. Someone on Ed Schultz yesterday said

that Pirro was promised a judgeship by Bushco. if she would take on this race with HIllary. The idea was that she would bring out the "bad husband" stuff (because of her husband's bad stuff) and drive up Hillary's negatives because of Bill's bad stuff.

Is it only me that feels that the Repubs are obsessed with Hillary? How do we DUers feel about that?

[roscoeroscoe]

65. it's not just you,

evey somewhat reasonable conservative people go bat-zhit crazy when hillary's name comes up.
many, many people are quite prepared to believe just about anything about her.

[iwantmycountryback]

69. I'll take my chances

with a popular 2-term ex-president against a convicted felon with possible connections to the mob.

Excuse me, media, how exactly are these 2 comparable?

[cornfedyank]

61. goodnight jeanine, goodnight jeanine, i'll see you in my dreams.

the truth will set you free. god bless america.

[shaniqua6392]

62. FIGHT FIRE

WITH FIRE!!!!

[powergirl]

67. Isn't she like, you know, an ATTORNEY

And she can't think of anything to say. I've always said those Repub attorneys cannot try a case.

[iwantmycountryback]

68. That was hilarious

Go New York Dems!

[west5548]

71. Go New York Dems

This is so funny, I love it!!!!!!!!!!! This whole Administration runs on a script that's been lost.

[noonriser]

72. Too funny!

LMFAO

:kick:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

75. that is PERFECT!!! ...TRUTH!!!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

76. I don't see what all the fuss is about.

I think it was nice of Judge Judy to make an ad endorsing Hillary.

[FreedomAngel82]

77. How hilarious

LOL and her slogan I guess is "Positive Vision for New York". LOL!

[FredScuttle]

79. I know who took Page 10....

wait for it....



THE ALL-POWERFUL, ALL-KNOWING CLENIS!

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

80. That was a damn good ad. On target!

I'm not even a Hillary fan, and I loved that ad.

Someone should have prepared better, hmm?

[Historic NY]

81. Too funny..........

perhaps Faux News who she clamors to be on all the time can get her a teleprompter........:rofl:

[ktowntennesseedem]

83. Hard to believe she didn't just repeat "Hillary sucks" for 32 seconds.

I mean, all their talking points are reduced to easily remembered two- and three-word insults. And I can't believe she needed TEN PAGES of notes. How stupid can you get!!!

[YDogg]

85. I can almost feel her pain ...

... NOT! :puke:

[bunkerbuster1]

86. more of this, please.

fight dirty. fight hard. Please.

[debdemoe]

89. It's about time!

I hope Dems in every State will take this ad as an example!

[Q3JR4]

88. Duuuuude!

That was freakin' awesome!

:rofl:

[wake.up.america]

91. I could talk at least an hour, without notes , why the war is wrong...

why Bush is wrong, etc. You guy are much better informed than I, and would imagine you could talk much longer and more succinctly. Why? Because you truly believe in what you are talking about, otherwise you would need notes.