What excuse is chimp going to use to cut this vacation short?

[The_Casual_Observer]

It's his only way out of this thing now. Cut and run.

[arcane1]

1. MIHOP 2 - Iran

:scared:

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. yep

[BelgianMadCow]

8. 2nd that (and some more excuses)

Even over here (mostly pinko commies) people look at me funny when I explain this could be real, but I do think it's possible.

Other possible excuses :
- must go see Tony
- must hold summit with the Alliance on a distant island I dunno where
- must go tell more lies at the UN, changing Q in N
- must get to hospital after choking on *insert crunchy bit there*
- must finally have honeymoon with Condi (erm, work vacation I means)
- must go and read Pet Goat 2, the second mèèèèh-ing
- must go hide in unca Dick's bunka.

[bahrbearian]

2. Don't give him any Ideas.

[havocmom]

3. Maybe he will have to interview people to fill Rove's position?

:evilgrin: A girl can hope...

My fear is a MIHOP

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. The only place he's safe is at Camp David

I bet he starts missing DC real soon.

[Lisa]

5. Laura was bitten by a fire ant?

In previous years, he's implied that he would be quite happy to stay, but is only going back to oblige her, dutiful husband (!) that he is. All the while implying that she's easily bored, or can't stand the heat.

[Canuckistanian]

6. He'll get Condi to cut the brush for him

Too bad there aren't any brain-dead white women to save.

[FogerRox]

9. Bush-- cutting something short--- oh you mean the vacation

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Well, Methinks Jeanine Pirro up in NY could use some help.

She's off to a flying ---pausepausepausepausepausepausepausepause---

start.

You go, girl!

[BrotherBuzz]

10. He could dust off the Social Security thingy and hit the road again

:shrug: LOL

[sweetheart]

11. He won't

Dear leader will stay with his pig condoms.

They think they can ride it out, that if they "stay the course", it
will go away. Like nixon at a similar juncture, they figured it
would all just blow over.

[Rhiannon12866]

13. I agree. He's not going anywhere. He figures he's safe there.

And, unlike Nixon, he is continuing to refuse to meet with the protesters, camped outside his own front door. At least Nixon had the guts and the insight to know he had to speak with them, as he did in front of the Lincoln Memorial. But you're totally right about Bush*. He just figures that this will "blow over." He's already announced that he'll "stay the course." And who's to say he's wrong about this? Everything else that we were sure had to be the one thing to bring him down is now old news...:shrug::grr: