Lurking freepers and other creepers, here's a poll for you:

[Redstone]

Poll question: Lurking freepers and other creepers, here's a poll for you:

If you're between 18 and 35 years old, why haven't you enlisted to go fight in that wonderful little war that you love so much?

Redstone

[tuvor]

1. Other: I fight with my *ideas*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mikimouse]

2. All of the spots were already taken by minorities...

Tom DeLay

[uppityperson]

3. "Why do you hate America?"

[Redstone]

11. Because Comrade Red, my Communist cell leader,

told me to.

And the ACLU and Hillary told me to, also. I'll do anything they tell me to, as long as it's bad for America.

Redstone

[PatriotGames]

19. That's one of my favorite freep lines.

[KarenInMA]

4. "I sustained serious carpal tunnel damage with the Fighting 101st

Keyboardist brigade!!"

[Swede]

5. I decided I can fight for my country better back home.

I never did understand that one.

[Redstone]

9. That's a doozy, all right. That and the one tuvor quoted

in reply #1.

And the amazing part is that they tell these bald-faced lies, and actually think anyone is going to believe them!

Redstone

[madeline_con]

17. The scary part is, some people do believe them!

That think they're actually into some noble cause, and it's a darn good thing none of the warboys got kilt in Viet Naaam, cuz we'd be up shit creek right now!

[madeline_con]

15. Probably for when we "have to fight them here".

:eyes:

[Redstone]

18. Yes, don't you see the Iraqi Navy coming over the horizon?

Good thing we're "fighting them there," or they'll be lobbing shells into Baltimore by next Tuesday at the latest.

Redstone

[madeline_con]

20. Right. I'm sure Baghdad airport...

is just standing full of guys with bombs trying to get a connecting flight to NYC.

[PatriotGames]

21. That is my all time favorite freep line.

[KharmaTrain]

6. "REAL" Muricuns Wear Flags On Their Lapels

All hail the flying fingers of the 101st Keyboard brigage...fighting the good fight from mom's basement.

BTW...WTF is a "REAL" American? More Rovian double-speak!

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. LOL!

Spot on choices! Think you will draw out the freepers and other creepers with your poll? :evilgrin:

[Redstone]

10. Don't know about drawing them out, but it'll sure

cause them to have squeaky little hissy-fits and call me all sorts of names on their little websites while they're beating their little fists on their puffed-up little chests, and that's good enough for me.

Redstone

[SammyWinstonJack]

12. Are ya scared yet?

:scared: Oh you could be famous!

[Redstone]

16. Quivering my boots (Tony Lamas, by the way), I sure am.

Guess I'll need to keep peering out the window all night, lest the Freeper Army sneak up on me and beat me silly with their keyboards.

On edit: And the best part is that I'll never even read what they're saying, because I don't go to those sites. They'll be cranking out the zingers that they're sure will make me curl up into a little ball and whimper, but they'll just be showing off for each other.

Ha!

Redstone

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. Aha! Tony Lamas, good choice! Shows class!

LOL! Beware the keyboard warriors.

[Redstone]

25. Nah. The Tony Lamas I wear are what we used to call

"kill the bug in the corner boots" when I lived in Texas - you know, the pointy-toed type.

Great for kicking butt with, but a pain to extract once they get wedged in there.

Redstone

[SammyWinstonJack]

26. Yes, roach kickers!

:rofl:

[countingbluecars]

8. I'm fighting

the culture war at home.

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

13. Bwahahahaa!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. "I'm at Wharton! I don't plan on giving up that!!"

Bakabaka bakabaka
Bakabaka bakabaka
Bakabaka bakabaka baaaaa

bagaaaaaaaaaaawk

[Dave Reynolds]

23. I AiNT' SKEERD,

YEW STINKIN LIEBERAL SKUMBAg!11!!

How's that, I'm practicing my freeperspeek.

[Richard Steele]

24. Because "Military Service isn't for Our Kind of People"...

As per this story:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1694646

[Redstone]

27. Well, I gotta go to bed. But if anyone wants to borrow

the premise of this poll, with your own menu of answers, and post it tomorrow night for our general enjoyment and hilarity, I'd like to see it.

After all the freeps do have a LOT more than ten excuses, don't they?

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[MsAnthropy]

28. Best. Poll. Ever.

[Catchawave]

29. LOL.....kick n/t

[lectrobyte]

30. Nice poll, but one small comment -- I think they just raised the

enlistment age to 42.

[Fight_n_back]

31. The official reason Rush couldn't go to war

his vagina hurt