President Clinton is Losing this war in Iraq, how SHALL we deal with him?

[mopaul]

(headline from another dimension similar to ours)

Support for President Clinton plummets as the G.I. death toll reaches 2,000, and 14,000 injured, and over 100,000 dead Iraqi Civilians, and 4 years after Bin Laden attacked new york and the pentagon, with bin laden still on the loose.

Republican leaders are calling for the castration and public lynching of President Clinton, who apparently went on a month long vacation 7 months into his first term after receiving a memo saying bin laden was going to attack soon, and didn't feel it necessary to inform america.

Republicans have successfully started proceedings to indict President Clinton as a war criminal and genocidal maniac, and have already impeached him three times for lying in his state of the union address and many press conferences.

President Clinton is already under indictment for blowing the cover of an undercover c.i.a. agent as revenge for being exposed as a chronic, congenital liar, an act of high treason. And Clinton's refusal to meet with the mother of a fallen soldier to explain what noble purpose her son died for isn't helping his poll numbers.

New laws are being drawn up by republican lawmakers to allow the torture of President Clinton before his war crimes tribunal begins, and preventing him from having any legal defense during the process.

[dbt]

1. Crucify him! Crucify him!

Give us Barabbas and a side of Freedom Fries!

[global1]

2. Wow - And They Say We Have......

a liberal press.

[Name removed]

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[Hubert Flottz]

18. Man..." Deleted message" you sure do get around!

You're on damned near every thread!

[KharmaTrain]

4. OOOOOhhhh...This Should Be Good

Reminds me of the Rush Limbo game I play. Just take anything that eminates from his Oxy-stained brainstem, replace Repugnican with Democrat, Hillary with Pickles, Michael Moore with Ann Coultergeist and so on, and his show becomes very entertaining.

Mo...which hypocrisy is the worst? The list will clog down DU...

Cheers...

[formerrepuke]

5. "Typical Liberal/Democrat lies and incompetence... We need a real

leader who respects the opinions of the people and who has the traditional moral values that once meant something in this coutry- I nominate that governor in Texas- he's a plain talking guy, just like me." ((Sarcasm))

[Zenlitened]

6. How to make a republi-bot's head explode:

Point out that they would be SHREDDING Bill Clinton if he had presided over such a massive failure.

They KNOW they would.

And they can't explain-- really truly explain -- why they give Bush a free pass, because that would force them to confront all the delusions, ignorance and contradictory data they've built their idiot "politics" on.

Seriously, to be a Bush apologist you have to be mentally ill. Cognitively damaged. A sound, healthy person simply cannot sustain the dissonance that these people walk around with in their heads every day.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Whack his Pee Pee!

For those three tax cuts for the rich, "IN A GREAT TIME OF WAR!"

[XNASA]

12. Hey! You stole my response before I thought of it.

;)

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Leslie Whorewinkle is on CNN 24/7!

:hi:

You can say it next time! :toast:

[nookiemonster]

8. Dammit. The article forgot to mention the "male prostitute" angle.

Damn dems. Damn them all.

snark

[lostnfound]

9. The truth deserves to be nominated. Nice one, Mopaul. nt

[laststeamtrain]

10. It's weird that this does and doesn't sound strange at the same time.

I guess I'm both 'reality-based' and 'thru the looking glass' at the same time.

It seems to me GWB and Co. should be on trial for war crimes, etc.
But also seems just as likely it could all be blamed on BC.

This is a good piece. It's made me think about what a strange world the US is at the moment.

Thanks for making me feel weird. I mean it.

[Doctor_J]

11. He would've been impeached just for the gas prices

[corkhead]

13. Not a real scenario, sorry but

the Repug congress would not have let the invasion take place to start with,

"WAG THE DOG"

"Nation Building"

give me a minute, I could think of more

[Talismom]

14. This is funny and makes a great point, but he was on TV last night

supporting the DLC line about how we're there now and have to stay the course and get the job done and I was ready to puke!

There is nothing for us to do there that will improve the situation! We need to get out!

[StaggerLee]

15. Oh let's not forget the torture

And the child rapes at Gitmo and Abu Ghraib.

He would have been hanged.

[Mich Otter]

16. The responsibility for this debacle falls on the shoulders of a real prez

It has to be Clinton's fault. He is the only real president America has had in decades.

[satya]

20. Wow, you've nailed it--the reason why the GOP just can't seem to get over

Bill Clinton: they KNOW that he was the last elected president who was allowed to take the oath of office.

[global1]

19. It's Amazing To Me That Some of the Posters To This Thread....

have interpreted that the initial post was to blame Clinton for all that has transpired in the last 5 years.

For those of you that hink this is what this post was about - you missed the point - it was really put out there to illustrate that if Bill Clinton presided over the what * has brought on - the Repugs would have had his head.

It was put out there for the Repugs (unfortunately they don't regularly read DU) to see how hypocritical they are.

I copied the initial post and sent it to all my Repug friends(sic)to make that point.

[Az_lefty]

21. Impeach him!!!

[VOX]

22. Yeah, but **none** of these transgressions is worse than getting a BJ!!!!

Can't you Godless liberals get your priorities straight????
:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

Brilliant post, mopaul! :thumbsup: Recommended!

[Must_B_Free]

23. Bush's WAR is a failre because

Clinton's staffers stole all the Ws off the keyboards.

[slay]

24. Republicans act like bloodthirsty savages until they get their way, then

they revert back to their good ol' regular hateful and criminal ways once they do. Great post mopaul. :)

[Kool Kitty]

25. You know that this question would never even come up.

There would be no war in Iraq, because Clinton wouldn't have been around to start it. He would have been burned at the stake on September 12, 2001, for allowing the attacks to occur on September 11, 2001. The villagers with their torches and pitchforks would have surrounded the White House and dragged the poor man out and burned him on the White House lawn.