If Bu$h had not gone into politics...what would he

[Dees]

doing now? Still hitting dry holes in Texas? I know he would have been doing something to steal money.

[sniffa]

1. officer, i have no idea how that dead hooker ended up in my car

i'd expect hearing that Line a few times.

[bushisanidiot]

Underage gay hooker..

n/t

[Talismom]

2. Drooling in a padded cell somewhere. n/t

[JuniperLea]

7. That could still happen!

Shucks, one can dream.

[Talismom]

16. That reminds me of my favorite poem--tho' the writer's name

eludes me just now...someone will surely remind me.

"Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die,
Life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly."

[JuniperLea]

17. I remember that poem!

I don't recall the title... but I always though Stevie Nicks' "One Winged Dove" was based on it.

[bushisanidiot]

3. He'd be the NOSEPICKING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!

or maybe King Pretzel Eater.. Captain CokeSnorter..

he'd be a slacker.. just like he is now.

[shantipriya]

4. Bush

Clearing brush for a living!!

[JuniperLea]

5. Obviously, he'd be a pimp!

Can't you just see his smug smirk, complete with a gold front tooth, underneath a broad rimmed hat with a feather on top? And don't forget the dusting of cocaine under his nose.

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. He has the wardrobe for it.

There is a picture of him dressed like a pimp.

[jojo54]

6. Lounged out with leg thrown over the arm of the chair,

beer (or maybe hard liquor) in hand, wife-beater undershirt ripped and stained, 5 day old shadow, calling Poppy for another check 'cause his stash has run out.

[Kingshakabobo]

9. The same thing as the rest of the family:

Leeching off society. "Sitting" on boards of defense related companies.


See: Bucky Bush

http://www.independent-media.tv/item.cfm?fmedia_id=9514&fcategory_desc=The%20Bush%20Crime%20Family

[Dees]

10. Maybe running rigged cock fights?

[pointblank]

11. Lots of late night forays to "gentlemen's"clubs

and family sponsored fund raisers...all fueled by his lust for Peruvian Marching Powder and Whiskey.

[catmandu57]

12. Here he is

[AmBlue]

13. Manager of a losing baseball team...

...and a closet drunk/cokehead dropping his daddy's name everywhere he goes, as if it mattered.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. If He Hadn't Been Born Rich. . .

. . .his job would have included a paper hat and fryer gloves.
The Professor

[Doctor_J]

15. Baseball comissioner/celebrity golfer

the only two things he's qualified for.

[lonestarnot]

18. Celebrity garbage hauler.

On edit no, those people are too smart for his kind... he'd have to have a career all to himself... celebrity nose picker.

[Gyre]

19. He'd be on the casting couch in Hollyweird

Trying out for "Rumplestiltskin Returns". Those ears belong on either an evil gnome, or are the beginning of donkey ears as he gets condemned to live forever on that island in "Pinnochio".

Gyre

[Crankie Avalon]

20. He'd be doing something similar to whatever his brother Neil is doing...

...what he'd be doing if he hadn't of been born into the Bush family might be the more interesting question.

My guess would be insurance salesman for a predatory company that only rakes in premiums and never pays on claims.

[kestrel91316]

21. Homeless, drunk on his sorry ass, living on the street and ..........

stinking like a polecat.

[bluedog]

22. 6 feet under...drank himself to death1 n/t

[LibDemAlways]

23. My all time favorite response to

this question which has come up before:

"Catcher for Benny Hinn."

[MN ChimpH8R]

24. Pimping for the Carlyle Group

like GHWB, or otherwise using family connections to make a lot of money doing jack $hit. Bushes don't work.