EVERYBODY GOES TO GITMO! Bush Orders ALL Senior Staff To Be Tortured!

[dxstone]

Fully twenty-one senior officials of the Bush Administration have now been implicated in the outing of covert CIA operative Valerie Plame, as detailed in the thread below.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2003933

In response to this, Mr. Bush called a very early press conference (before Scotty or Daddy or Uncle Dicky were even awake) and, in a moment of rare consistency and even more rare unguarded and unscripted action, has ordered ALL senior members of his own administration to be immediately shipped off to Guantanamo Bay for further interrogation and possible rendering to foreign soil, as deemed necessary.
Mr. Bush then shocked the nation by surrendering personally to Osama bin Laden, apparently believing this to be the easier path rather than remaining in besieged hiding from the wrath of Gold Star Mother Cindy Sheehan.



As per Bush's own orders, he was himself then restrained and led away on a handcart to an undisclosed location to face further interrogation...



Sec. of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, in his first interview since this strange turn of events (conducted with dental tools and thumb screws), had only this to say:

"AAARGGHH! AHHHGGG! EEEEYARGGHHH!!!"

Meanwhile, the rest of America has called off all business for a spectacular nation-wide three-week-long Toga Party. Clothing optional; BYOB.

more as this story develops at
http://presidentevilonline.com

[katinmn]

1. LOL! If only....

sigh.

Your laugh city store looks great!

[dxstone]

2. Thanks hon!

I can always count on your support!
:hug:
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[DistressedAmerican]

3. Hystercal! I Love The Image. Especially The Little Bush Soldier Girls

cheering him on. They did sign up to fight their daddies war, right?

Need anyone to do interrogations. I have some questions I'd like to put to those guys while they are strapped to a waterboard...

Kicker and nod! Very nice!

[dxstone]

4. We're gonna all hafta take turns!

If this ever happened, the line for signin' up to be an inquisitor is gonna make the Star Wars waiting lines look like nothin'!
BUT... then we'd become the very creatures we're fighting! AAAARGGGHHH!

I'm sure we all agree, we don't REALLY wanna see 'em tortured. Not for REAL long, anyway... just find out where they hid all the gold and jewels and stolen art treasures and captive child sex slaves and secret WMD and our very futures... and then we could let 'em all go live on the moon, perhaps. No special supplies, though; just pup tents.

I'm sure that most of us just wish they'd all simply drop dead.

[Swamp Rat]

5. kick and recommended! ... Toga! Toga! Toga!

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

6. Way ahead of ya, man!

[unhappycamper]

7. Hey!

It could happen. . . . .

Lordy, lordy, a toga party. Haven't been to one of those in a while. The last one was togas optional. . . . :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

Very nice work, my friend.
:toast:

[Wizard777]

8. ROTFLMAO! Thanks I really needed that. n/t Just ROTFLMAO!

:rofl:

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Kicking (Bush in the nuts)!

[DistressedAmerican]

10. Doing It Again! Good Swift Kick!

[DistressedAmerican]

11. One More For The Saturday Crowd! Kick!