Abstinence only = "no nookie for the repukes"

[niceypoo]

No nookie allowed! The politicians and talk show weirdos demand it! "We control your penis, we control your vagina......"

I have been taunting the republican chatters in yahoo with this for days and they don't know how to answer it. Basically their position is "You've got AIDS!!!" to which I reply, "Um.....ever heard of a condom Einstein?, Oh, yeah, republicans aren't allowed to learn about condoms."

I post these sites and taunt them with them

www.sexisforfags.com
http://www.ironhymen.com/

they are so gullible and stupid that they believe the websites are authentic. The whole thing drives them to fits, particularly the "Macho man" Couch potato commando types!!

Abstinence only = no pussy for the pukes Bwahahahahaha!!!!

[rodeodance]

1. te he-explains their dispositions--old grouchies most of time.

[movonne]

2. This is only for Dems....

[Sequoia]

3. Hah, hah, that's funny. I emailed to all my naughty friends!

[reBel_gyrl]

4. this reminds me of Dr. Laura

ever actually listened to her? WOW. That one lives in like the '30's or something! "No sex till marriage, if you're not physically compatible, tough effin cookies. Never live with a man or woman you are dating, that makes you a whore. If she/ he has kids RUN who cares if you love them. Woman are only to make babies and stay home with them." Ugh. And she and those like her (ie, those on the way right) actually do influence A LOT of people! So sad that people don't know better than to think for themselves instead of listening to some back in the middle ages ideals about how to control them.

[niceypoo]

5. I took a communication class

Speech 100, we did speeches where we tried to influence the class. One girl did her on abstinence. She claimed that "She played house" and shacked up/slept with a guy only to be dumped and then found out he had, gulp, AIDS! Fortunately, she claimed, she didnt contract it. AT the end of her speech she asked if we had questions or comments. I told her that her speech was a perfect advertisement for condoms and the need for sexual education. Most of the class agreed with me. After class she told me she made up the aids part to "Scare" the class into abstinence. She is a far right "christian" and she lies to people to influence them into her Neanderthal way of seeing the world.

[titoresque]

6. heres a great one

from a friend who discovered that the wack jobs had not secured this
domain name....enjoy! LOL!

http://www.abstinenceonly.com/

[niceypoo]

7. Thats pricelesss

Thanks titoresque!

[titoresque]

8. LOL! Yeah

you would think that they would have secured the domain.
Would be great to make hundreds of fliers and bring them to
a Bush lov'n evangelical church on Sunday a.m. and
ask the pastor if you could pass them out as people exit the
holy house...(which of course is not big enough, do I smell building fund?) I dont think
they would think anything of it. What with the words "Abstinence ONLY"
emblazoned all over the flier with the handy web site to refer to.


LOL! Would love to blow off some steam that way! WOO HOO!