How American are you?

[brettdale]

This is a survey/poll, the more right wing your answers means the more American you are. Its pretty embrassing.

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. Well, according to this, I'm 50% American

How stupid is that?

[deadparrot]

2. 38% American.

You Are 38% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[KyndCulture]

3. That's a freeper slanted quiz... I quit half way through.

There are no right answers, there are YAY BUSH answers and you are a terrorist answers.

[Not_Giving_Up]

7. What I want to know is

What was with the sports grouping? I watch NASCAR, but not wrestling. I watch baseball, and some football (but NASCAR comes first). I hit football and baseball to not be associated with wrestling.

[Literate Tar Heel]

14. I had a problem with that one too

I'm a soccer fan (and player and coach) but for some reason they grouped it with women's basketball, which I don't watch (obviously because they both attract nutcase liberals who either love Europe or women working outside the home) ... I ended up with football and baseball because it was the only choice where I actually follow both (I don't do NASCAR and wrestling either)

[JRob]

12. me too... the military question was just too much for me to continue.

some rw chest beating asshole wrote it to attempt to stop the eco in his head.

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. 55

and I am chuckling for some of them questions were false choices

[Mythsaje]

5. Could be worse...

I came up at 51%...

"Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!"

I can't argue with this.

[Maple]

6. You Are 19% American

You Are 19% American

You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

Heh heh...which is good, cuz I'm Canuckian. :D

[carnie_sf]

17. I wish I was

[Violet_Crumble]

23. You got the same as me!

You fellow un-American furriner! ;)

Violet...

[JRob]

8. the questions and answers are totally skewed... typical rw bullshit

[Literate Tar Heel]

9. I'm 40% 'Murikan

funny, I've lived here forever ... must have something to do with the fact that I don't own an American flag

[maddezmom]

10. 46

You Are 46% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[MadisonProgressive]

11. 44%

I guess it's pretty confusing what 'being a good American' is to some people.

[insanity]

13. 41

I feel ashamed of my highscore, because as a liberal I hate America.

[wli]

15. the poll sucks

The responses are too limited.

[carnie_sf]

16. Hey, I'm 34% American

and some member of my family has fought in every war this country has been involved in since the French and Indian war. As a matter of fact we were on both sides of that one.

[Warren DeMontague]

18. What a retarded poll.

It's not how American you are, it's how much of a fucking moran.

[tocqueville]

19. You Are 24% American

You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!


lol this test is accurate for me

[Joz]

20. 61% n/t

[shanti]

21. ooooohh, i'm 41 percent

:evilgrin:

[seabeyond]

22. 100% even though poll says 58%. born and raised

and as it says i know i am free to do......it is implying i am less american if i chose to drink wine instead of beer.

no, i am not 58% american,i am fully and factually 100% american

[burrowowl]

24. I don't have to take the quiz

I think Tom Paine was a great patriot and human being!
Ergo: I am not Murikan! According to todays' standards, and I am a freaking Socialist! Long live Bernie!

[Syncronaut Seven]

25. I tried my best for a zero but only got 26% must be because my position on

gun control has changed dramatically since 2000. What's with the sports question?

Most women I know don't watch sports at all, what about the women respondents? Oh wait, I forgot, irrelevant 2nd class citizens.

[I_Make_Mistakes]

26. I'm 38% American

My great, great grandma was a Native American, oh yeah that doesn't count. You know those Native Americans aren't REAL AMERICANS!!!

[nadinbrzezinski]

27. managed to drop it to 12, WOW

[City Lights]

28. 35%.

You Are 35% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

I wish there had been a "none of the above" for some of those questions. :eyes:

[melody]

29. It's an un-American poll, so it is moot.

It's an un-American poll, so it is moot.

I'm descended from pilgrims, reformers, patriots, related to three Presidents and a President of the Confederacy. And I'm a liberal Democrat. The right-wingers are the ones who want to bring theocracy to a (once) democratic nation.

[Citizen Jane]

30. 48%

Though I suspect it would have been lower if I hadn't had to check boxes close to but not exactly how I feel.

Amusing and sad at the same time.

I'm still mulling over the cheese question....I prefer certain British and Italian cheeses, so I was flummoxed, LOL!

[Stil]

31. Your right

Like others said I could not finish it.
A few things I did not know I had to like to be an "American". (See note below)

1. You have to drink to be "American"
2. You have to get some kind of stereo type of canadians. (Thought they were just people.)
3. It matters what you drive or don't drive.
4. How much money you owe or don't makes a difference how "American" you are.
5. Whoever wrote this does not know Flag protocol or law. You burn a flag to dispose of it. Personally I have burned several in Scout ceremonies. I guess this makes me some kind of anarchist.
6. You have to like country music to be an "American"
7. Really the whole list sucks.

Note: American means someone from the Americas. Which includes Canada to the tip of South America. So next time someone asks one of our Canadian DU'ers if they are "American" please say yes. Then tell them all Canadians are also. Then just watch how confused they get.

[evermind]

32. I think it's just an amusing skit on the Freeper / RW notion

that you have to be some kind of fascist nut to be considered a true American. Getting "un-American" from the poll is a compliment to one's sanity, imho (but at 19%, perhaps you might dismiss my views as dangerously pinko!)

[melody]

42. It IS satire

It's not supposed to be taken seriously.

No one truly American could rank any higher than 48%.

[Swamp Rat]

33. How can one's birthplace be quantified? ... 17% - too high dammnit!

Weird.



edit: I got a 17% rating, which is WAY too high!

[Bzzzz]

34. 41%...

I'll be flying a freak flag on the 4th of July and I'd like to sucker punch Uncle Sam!

[orpupilofnature57]

35. American as apple pie, but not the same America Shrub lives/ hides in

[laura888]

36. What does mode of transportation have to do with being American?

How do you get around?

- In a new (less than 5 year old) car
- By foot or public transportation
- In an old car

Which one makes you more american??

[evermind]

40. Obviously, a new car is the "correct" American answer here ...

though they should have included SUV at 5 gallons per mile as an even more "American" answer.

[Independent_Liberal]

37. That is so stupid!

What's the point of it?

[cynatnite]

38. hmm...56%

Some of the answers to the question were ignorant. If there were more choices I'm sure my score would have been much lower.

Interesting, though.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

39. 37% American! I am taking that as a badge of honor considering

how ridiculous this survey? was!

[Solly Mack]

41. Please tell me that was satire