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justinsb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:37 PM
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Rapture Comes: Jesus denied visa
The rapture has come and gone, with the US, UK and Israel denying Jesus a visa for national security reasons.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:37 PM
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1. *lol* It's the Terminal all over again.. starring The Lord
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prole_for_peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:41 PM
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2. i guess so being that he would be a swarthy middle eastern man.
the perfect "terrorist" type.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:42 PM
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3. Sounds plausible
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-13-05 01:42 PM
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4. Since he has a Jewish mother...
...he would be allowed into Israel.
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