President's Own Daughter Killed in Action in Iraq, says, 'Stay the Curse'

[mopaul]

(fake headline from a dimension similar to ours)

president bush's daughter barbara was killed outside baghdad yesterday along with her entire division, when their transport vehicle exploded after hitting a huge array of stacked land mines.

the president said that this will not shake his will, or weaken his resolve to stay the course and continue spreading peace and freedom to the middle east. 'i regret that i don't have many more daughters to sacrifice in this noble cause'.

evidence indicates that barbara bush was tortured by her captors for several days, but the president said that she died for our freedoms, and that his daughters killer's would be hunted down like osama bin laden.

the president does not plan to attend his daughter's funeral, as it might not look right.

[mopaul]

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[Bluebear]

2. stay the "curse"?

I'm sure you didn't mean that but it fits.

[mopaul]

4. spell checker refused to fix it

[mopaul]

3. Cindy Sheehan Refuses to meet with the grieving president

saying that she's just too busy