Support the Troops? Grab a Rifle Asshole.

[mopaul]

bumper sticker/protest sign prototype

[the other one]

1. Concise sentiments

or clean it up a little for family hour:

Support the troops? Enlist!

[catmandu57]

2. Coming home on the interstate yesterday

It was raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock, and I was being passed by suxs going eighty every damn one of them had that damn yellow ribbon and some had red white and blue ones as well.
I guess they weren't scared of slick pavement, they'de go to heaven if the crashed and burned.

[Canuckistanian]

3. Oh, didn't you know? SUV's make you invulnerable

They'll protect you from accidents, hurricanes and nuclear radiation.
Oh, and they make you feel like you have a bigger dick.

[evilqueen]

5. pssssst...

They also protect you from grieving mothers standing in a fire ant infested ditch in the sweltering heat and pouring rain of Texas who are waiting to talk to you.

[Canuckistanian]

6. Cool!

So, even if you're a quivering coward, you'll feel like you're in complete control!

[PsychoDad]

4. Support the troops?

Then support their families. Support their widows and greiving mothers.

Support the troops, stand with Cindy.