FSM MUST also be taught if they teach "Intelligent Design"!

[Buddyblazon]

There is the same amount of...um...er...stuff...that says that...that...the universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster as there is...um...er...stuff that says that it was all Intelligent Designs fault!

We demand equal time for the teaching of....stuff...about the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

May you be forever touched by his noodly appendage!

www.venganza.org

[Dogmudgeon]

1. FSM is PSEUDOSCIENCE!

Everybody knows that the world was created by the Primordial One after the Great Feast of the Gods and Goshes when He had to unburden His mighty bowels.

And I can prove it Scientifically!

--p!
Extraordinary bowel movements require extraordinary toilet paper.

[Buddyblazon]

3. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE!!!!

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!

FSM!!!

FSM!!!

FSM!!!

[ret5hd]

2. what about Bob?

after all, Bob gives slack!

[Buddyblazon]

4. BOB...SCHMOB!!!!

THE FSM WILL SEE YOU COVERED IN MARINARA AND DEVOURED WITH A DELICIOUS GARLIC BREAD!

P.S. I heard Bob likes young Asian boys. I just heard it somewhere.
(walks away whistling).

[lectrobyte]

7. and Connie Lingus, too!

[Buddyblazon]

10. My sister had a friend in college named....

Kenny Langus. And that is NOT a joke.

How sexually repressed and naive would your parents have to be to accidently name you after oral gratification?

"Hey...we're gonna name OUR kid Cooter Liquor! Our first son is Haywood Jablowme."

[tblue37]

5. Hi, Buddyblazon.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=104

I just posted a thread about the LTTE that Paul Erlich (who wrote The Population Bomb) has in today's Lawrence Journal-World--the hometown rag of Kansas University, where he took his PhD in 1953.

He too insists that the FSM be taught in Kansas schools.

[Buddyblazon]

6. I actually spent my childhood in Lawrence....

it was like growing up in a Liberal Mayberry RFD.

Very open...very cultured. Truly an island in a backwards state.

And I am glad you also support the FSM. ;)

[tblue37]

8. My father's family came over from Sicily.

As a Sicilian-American, I support anything that has to do with spaghetti!

[Canuckistanian]

9. Where can I get more literature about FSM?

I think I'm having a revelation here. Where's the FSM Cathedral?
What does FSM think about stem cell reserch? Can I tithe to FSM?

I used to be all messed up on drugs. Now I'm all messed up on FSM.

[Buddyblazon]

12. I used to be a meth head in Hollywood....

one morning, after a week long binge, I woke up in the parking lot of the Sav-on on the corner of Yucca and Cahuenga. My mind was blurry. My face was covered with a tasty meat sauce (and years of "speed bumps") and I smelled like oregano.

It was then that I realized that I too had been touched by his noodly appendage. From that day forward (about a week and a half ago) I have dedicated my life to getting the word out. Now I wander Santa Monica Blvd spreading my word to all the Hustlers.

[immoderate]

14. The FSM "home" page....

http://www.venganza.org/

Soak it up.

--IMM

[Buddyblazon]

15. Soak it up....

yes indeed.

Garlic bread for you (hands everybody a large loaf of garlic in order to soak it up).

[immoderate]

25. It's that red sauce -- yummm!

FSM rocks!

--IMM

[SidDithers]

11. All hail the FSM...

I've been touched by his noodly appendage.

Sid

[Buddyblazon]

13. I remember my first day in the church....

speaking in "wise guy" (even though I've never even been to Little Italy)....and carrying around handfuls of linguini.

I don't even remember falling to the ground and convulsing. Our Pastor, Father Luigi, told me that I was tipping everybody for no apparent reason. I completely blacked out. Such is the power of the FSM!

PRAISE THE FSM!

[Porcupine]

16. I always smell of garlic, I'm touched by the noodly one

what is FSMism's position on parmesan in a box? Is it sacriligious?

[Buddyblazon]

17. To Him...

it is the equivelent of the wood-chip like wafers they try to pass off as "bread" in the Catholic church.

Only the finest hand-grated block Ragiano cheese will appease Him.

[Johnyawl]

18. I converted as soon as I saw this...

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

Flimsy moral standards.

Finally, My kind of religion!

[Buddyblazon]

20. And something that the RW Fundies and I can agree on....

if it is written that I can be an asshole...well, then I'll be the biggest asshole I can possibly be!

[Liberal Veteran]

19. Oh please...spare me your mythology.

Everyone knows that the world sprang forth when the Omnipresent Turtle shat upon the primordial lotus flower!

[Buddyblazon]

21. Next thing ya know....

you'll be trying to tell us that baby's don't come from under cabbage leaves.

How morally corrupt these people have become.

[Taxloss]

22. As a Pastafarian, I endorse this idea. nt

[Buddyblazon]

23. Well He only believes in the best handrolled Cannaloni's...

and Canolli's.

[Buddyblazon]

24. This is from the bottom of his page:

"Contacted by lawyers asking how serious I am about pursuing legal action against the Kansas School Board if they refuse to give equal time for FSMism. The answer: very. If it happens, I will need an army of like-minded Flying Spaghetti Monsterists on my side. I recommend you start hunting around for Pirate regalia."

ARRRGGGGHHHHHH MATEYS! BATTON DOWN THEM HATCHES!!! WE MAY HAVE US A SQUALL!

[POAS]

26. But what about Ramenfarians? Are they welcome?