The Crawford Kid. A New Poster I Will Be Taking To Texas. Spread It Around

[DistressedAmerican]

When I head to Crawford in support of Cindy Sheehan next weekend I will be well supplied with posters, some old and some new.

Here's one I just finished up. I denied the outlaw and "Black Bart" Cheney the white hats that they SO love being photographed in.

Since I have no real idea what the pig farm stage set REALLY looks like and will certainly never get to set eyes on it myself, I figured this backdrop was as just as good as their little fiction.

Fell free to spread it around. Here is a link to a printable PDF If you are interested. It is poster sized but resized automatically for smaller printing:
http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/images/graphics/Crawford-Kid-Poster.pdf

PM me if you'd like the poster sized jpg version for your anti-Bush "Hard Work"!

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[Clark2008]

He looks like his press agent got a big idea after sleeping with

the Marlboro man.

Geesch.

[uppityperson]

1. Bring one for me.

I'll take one of one of your posters. Do you have any with emotion inducing anti-war people?

[DistressedAmerican]

4. How About These?

These are several others I will likely be taking with me:











And a slightly revised version of these:

[DavidDvorkin]

2. Plays into his image, though

The tough, squinty-eyed Wild West guy.

He should be shown as a kid in wet diapers, looking terrified.

[Cha]

6. Hiding under the bed..

crying to unca dick to make that Woman go AWAY

[soothsayer]

9. or that pic of him on the toy horse as a kid!

[antigone382]

3. Nice work as always, DA!

I'm going to save a copy...Ma'll love it!

[Straight Shooter]

5. Call it by its proper name, DA, it's the Imperial Pig Farm

Always remember to show respect :sarcasm:

I never realized how BIG georgie's ears are. Probably stretched from having receivers crammed in there all the time.

What happened to Crawford Coward? I liked that soooo much better. But anyway, great work as always. You're going to rock Camp Casey and roll georgie down the hill, the way sh*t always rolls downhill.

[DistressedAmerican]

8. I'll Have The Coward In The House (Tent) As Well. Just wanted To Poke

Some holes in the "Good Guy" Shit. I want America to see him as an outlaw. Someone to be apprehended. Hence the name change for this one. Sounded more like the dialog I'd expect.

Fear not, there will be plenty of cowering in evidence as well. But, this is about his hiding from a posse that has come riding into town to take out a BAD BAD man (that last word I use with some reservation).



May have to fix the hat though. Again, the "Good Guy" thing. IOt really is starting to piss me off!

[Dudley_DUright]

12. This one is my favorite

:thumbsup::toast:

[dooner]

7. that's hilarious

I think the Daily Show would like it.

[DistressedAmerican]

10. When Oh When Will I Get The Call?

What a dream job that would be!

[dooner]

13. you should send it to them...

Leno and Letterman as well. It's a very good graphic. Not too cruel, deadly serious, yet funny.

[DistressedAmerican]

14. I actually keep a pretty close eye on the job listings at MTV networks.

They never seen to need graphics folks. But, I keep looking just in case. I figure you never know.:shrug:

[Generic Other]

11. Showdown at the Chickenhawk corral!

Nice one DA.

[katinmn]

15. LOL! Love the western theme you've got going!

These designs you, Swamp Rat, dx, dicksteele and other U DUer's are doing are destined to become part of the historical record of the revolution.
:thumbsup:

[dxstone]

16. LOL! GREAT new one, dude!

Background's perfect! SWEEEET!
LOTTA great work here... he's just so freakin' photo-jeanic, ain't he?

Hey, any interest in printing some of MINE up large for protest posters? I can't handle the large-scale printing, but I'd sure like to see THIS one given that treatment:



(detail)

I DO have large-scale files of this, and could add the
How Much Longer Living Under the Warheads? copy...
Alternatively, I CAN produce 'em thru my cafepress site; I just can't afford to buy one!
Ah, the lovely life of the artist, beloved by the world entire!...
Anyway, lemme know by pm!
d
ps: K & N, OF COURSE!!!

[DistressedAmerican]

17. PM Me. I'll Add It At My Cafepress Store And Order One Along With The

others. I'll probably be doing that all later tonight.

[katinmn]

20. I love that idea!

[Citizen Jane]

18. Sweet! n/t

[w8liftinglady]

19. That's great!

I made some "thank you" labels like this picture-I used a word template for avery labels and printed about 2000 at work.we are going to hit all the gas stations around here :)

[dxstone]

21. REALLY cool, w8liftinglady!

I LOVE it! Guerilla tactics at their best!
I hope your son stays safe, hon; what a terrible stress that must be...
All my best,
d
ps: If you wanted to produce similar ones using that image you expressed interest in previously (or any of my others, actually), pm me and I'll send you the files--no charge for that, we're all in this together!
It's not all about profit with me; I just figured for the shirts, that would be the best and cheapest way for you to go...
But ANYONE who wants to produce lil' stickers and such from my work is entirely welcome! (making sure to include the attribution line directing viewers to my site would of course be appreciated!)

[w8liftinglady]

23. No-Thank you:)

I am ordering an "Iraqi Horror Show" t-shirt when i get off work today.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Brilliant DA!! It's the Marlboro Monkey!

Consider it stolen ;)

:yourock:

[Hubert Flottz]

24. That There Town Of Crawford Ain't Big Enough Fur The Two...

Of Them, Pilgrim.

Kid DERANGE-0 and Cold Hearted Dick, has killed and tortured more old men and babies than that dasted pole cat Saddam an' his two outlaw boyz from down Baghdad way, has ever drempt of. The Kid ain't about to let no danged blasted outta' towners, ruin his cussed vacation plans neither. He still has a couple a-more weeks off to spend holed up at the ranch and he's a plannin' on "Stayin The (inter)COURSE(ing the k-9)for all it's worth!

[DistressedAmerican]

25. Kicker