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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 09:59 AM
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Caption Contest!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:01 AM
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1. I can't find mah balls
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:02 AM
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2. Hot Damn! It really was a sandtrap!
Would you hand me my Spinning Wedge Pickles?
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:04 AM
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4. Good one!
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:10 AM
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8. If the Daily Show writers are looking for some more help...
Edited on Mon Aug-15-05 10:10 AM by YOY
(Holds Up Sign)

WILL WRITE COMEDY FOR MEDICAL INSURANCE

:crazy: :silly:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:14 AM
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9. Maybe you should send in a resume?
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:21 AM
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10. There's no writing anywhere in my work history/experience
Just an left-leaning MBA (Thunderbird) who speaks several languages has spent 1/3 of his adult life abroad (most in developing Eastern Europe) who can't get a leg-up in the GWB American economy (which, as far as I can tell is running on fumes and non-evolving industry.)

I specialized in International Development...but most of the bucks are going to...well you know where...and I refuse to work in a warzone...let alone a country in which I have little cultural and/or linguistic knowledge.

and I'm jaded from the not-for-profit scene, I've had some horrible experiences there.

needless to say, cracking smart-ass comments at the status quo is one way I keep sane.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:22 AM
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11. Did Jon Stewart major in comedy?
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:23 AM
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12. No, but he did Act and did Stand-up
I've tried and I get too stagefrightened.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:26 AM
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13. But that isn't necessary to be a writer. *g* If you write (well), then you
are a writer.

You might as well give it a try. :)
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:27 AM
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14. Couldn't hurt...
but the eloquence of William Pitt have I not!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:28 AM
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18. Doesn't matter. Everyone has his or her own voice. :^)
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:03 AM
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3. "Hey, I'm just playin' through! Heh, heh, heh..."
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:04 AM
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5. Skull and Bones - you know, Mom - It's that thing I belonged to at Yale
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:05 AM
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6. Dead men don't get mulligan's. Now watch me drive!
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:08 AM
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7. I tried for a hole-in-one instead I just put each one in a hole.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:27 AM
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15. Boy, did I end up in the rough... heh heheh
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:27 AM
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16. "You're all invited to the Skull and Bones "we don't care" Open...
tickets are just $4536754532453.99, payable to KKKarl at the I've got mine clubhouse!"
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:27 AM
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17. Here ya go:
:D

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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:36 AM
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19. LMAO!!
I say that's the DING DING DING!!!

imho ;)
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:48 AM
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21. The bastard refuses to take reponsibility for EVERYTHING he does.
:hi: Wassup SCE?

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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:53 AM
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22. Mornin Your Swampness :)
Emailin a friend down south half the stuff I read on here, I need new fingers, lol

:pals:

That pic and the Gallagher one are killer!

*I are not worthy... I are not worthy* :D
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BeyondThePale Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-15-05 10:40 AM
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20. No caption needed!
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