The Most Insidious Traitor: The Turd Blossom Makes the Telescreen!

[thebigidea]

one interesting facet of this is a flashlight shining in Rove's direction... furtive clips of this felon on nightly news makes me gasp: "what took so long?!"

[thebigidea]

1. just the turd, and some smirking blossoms

[thebigidea]

18. TURD BLOSSOM ON THE BRINK - figure 34907539475

[thebigidea]

31. NEW ONE... advising ARNOLD

[sistersofmercy]

2. I do so just love what you do.

Such talent, my friend.

[thebigidea]

4. such poverty, such obscurity, such near insanity

Owwww! Me writer's cramp!

(collapses)

[WilliamPitt]

3. I like the title

:)

[thebigidea]

5. (insert evil laughter that ends in a spasm of coughing)

[thebigidea]

28. title #2

[thebigidea]

29. kick-kick-kick

KICK!

[thebigidea]

30. dupe-kick

the shame! the pain! the ROVE!

[thebigidea]

6. this one needs repeating

in video, that sequence is the greatest. the bush/cheney samples and sitcom laff-track are a riot.

[sistersofmercy]

7. Kind of eery.

Reflecting the devilish nightmare they are.

[thebigidea]

8. the shamelessly David Lynchian soundtrack helps

whoooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh/eeeeeeeeeeeeeee/click/clank/drooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(Do not attempt operation of heavy farm machinery while viewing.)

[thebigidea]

9. original notebook sketch

[SilasSoule]

10. LMAO....Cut Rate Rasputin

BigIdea...We may not always respond to your excellent artwork. But rest assured they are being truly enjoyed.

[thebigidea]

11. thanks! and DU makes the rage that create them possible

oh yeah, that and the fuckin' puppetboy and his empire of idiocy.

there is that.

[thebigidea]

12. or was the leaker from the office of the DICK?

[screaming_meme]

13. Turd Blossom?!?! LMAO!

That's the best name since Whistle Ass!!! What does it mean?

[thebigidea]

14. flower in a cowpat, I imagine. Guess who came up with it?

Whistle Ass, supposedly.

[thebigidea]

15. flagsucking! bold and brassy!

kicking! blatant and obvious!

[thebigidea]

16. insomnia! stark and unrepentant!

this one from the other day still amuses me. Unsurprising that Tweety doesn't bother to open with the Rovery.

[thebigidea]

17. come to think of it

Turd Blossom n' Whistle Ass sounds like some terrible 70s drive-in movie.(footone one) Oooo, gives me an idea for a movie poster...







(footnote one) either that or incredibly obvious pornography. the implications are sickening but unavoidable. the scatological defense will bring up Rabelais, Swift. The 3rd grader will giggle. the rest shake their heads sadly. me, I regret nothing - nothing but stocking my refrigerator with something to eat so I'm not posting inane messages to my own threads at 4:10AM.

[Sideways]

20. Inane Insane and I LOVE YOU

Big remember when we met? When I freaked you out and we fell in love and you put me in your opera?

Then you fell in love with someone who wasn't old enough to be your mother. I was crushed. Wet yet crushed.

Ah que soundtrack for "The way we never were......"

[thebigidea]

21. I think it was Germany, 1941

there was a war on. I had a moustache, you insisted it wasn't real.

I do remember an absolutely epic message you sent recounting your past soap opera horrors. It should be published or dramatized in a miniseries!

speaking of love, you should take a look at the parallel JOIN ARNOLD thread. That'll remove any songs from your head! OWWWWWWWWWWW!

(shudders, recalling Austrian horror)

[Sideways]

23. My Partner Is Morphing Into The Chimp

It's gotten even worse since the last horror update. His lies tell lies and he purses his lips like Whistle Ass.

If only he had W's money I'd be gone in a NY second. As it is I am sleeping on an air mattress brandishing my CELIBACY SASH and threatening to cut off his nuts if he trys to touch me.

Like I said ....worse....AARRGGHHHH

Why can't my life be NORMAL?

[thebigidea]

24. normal... i vaguely remember normal... the 90s seemed normal

ever since that monkey president popped into the picture, its been Beyond the Valley of the Twilight Zone's Outer Limits...

in regards to your present problem, I would watch for chimplike facial expressions and issue a harsh warning.

be especially aware of:



these are the danger signs.

do not let him run for political office if push comes to shove. discourage cocaine binges until that bit seperating nosrils is burnt away.

doubleplusgood that you remembered to wear the anti-sex league sash.

[Sideways]

26. Good Gawd W and Mr X Have The Same Lips

Weird:

W & X both:
Born in CT fifteen miles apart
Born on the same day (8 year difference)

More weird:

I found out about X still being married and that I was PREGNANT in August 2000 right when the Chimp was getting pimped in the polls.

I nearly miscarried when W stole the election.

X like W is a closet homosexual.

X like W does as little as possible then takes credit for EVERYTHING. Only the shit that turns out right of course. Everything X and W fuck up is someone elses problem. Sad that there are MORE fuck ups than rights.

[thebigidea]

27. (makes various expressions, all of them illegal)

"phew"

in other words, this sort of philosophy:



its really charming, huh?

[Robin Hood]

19. Rose bud.

[thebigidea]

22. Citizen Rove!

ooo, a film about Bush's Reign told via Rove's viewpoint. Constant horrid nasal twang voiceover.

"a tour de force by phillip seymour hoffman" raves the critics

SOMEONE CALL PARAMOUNT!

SOMEONE GET ME AN AGENT!

SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS STRAIGHTJACKET!

[thebigidea]

25. you know, Hoffman as Rove is pretty easy to see, actually

not half-bad an idea.

How many years have to pass before it can be financed, I wonder.

I'm sure Oliver Stone has a rough draft already.