The TexASSholes are showing themselves today!

[Roland99]

http://www.conjur.com/blog/2005/08/15/the-texassholes-are-showing-themselves-today/

Here’s TexASShole #1:

TexASShole

Larry Mattlage is fed up with people LEGALLY protesting against the Propagandist. Larry is also a neighbor of the Propagandist. Apparently, Larry doesn’t have a problem with the slaughter of 25,000 innocent Iraqis and the deaths of over 1,850 American soldiers. He DOES have a problem with people exercising their constitutional rights. How did he express his dismay? Firing shotguns into the air within earshot of Cindy Sheehan’s vigil in Crawford, TX during a prayer vigil.

Ayup. Larry’s an ASSHOLE.



TexASShole #2 has apparently mowed down the crosses setup by the protestors in honor of our fallen troops. What a real American…..ASSHOLE!

He’s apparently been caught, too. Just waiting on the MSM to catch up on the criminal behavior of the “patriots” in TexASS.

[lonestarnot]

1. LOL They are cracking the eggs right on their own ignorant faces!

I am diggin' it!

[noahmijo]

2. He was caught?? how do you know?!

the asshole who ran over the crosses how do you know he has been caught??

[Roland99]

4. These threads

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4362122&mesg_id=4362122
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4361840&mesg_id=4361840

[jobycom]

3. I'm a TexASShole, but

I try to aim my Texassholiness at Bush! :rofl:

[Roland99]

5. Load up on some White Castle, Taco Bell, and some Pabst!!

:D :D

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Aw give Larry a break

He is just sick of all the company in his neighborhood.

Asshole #2 is a different story. He needs to be hung from the nearest tree.

[dogman]

8. No Larry's just pissed he can't charge rent for the ditch.

Why would he let the media rent his property if he were sick of all the commotion?

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. There has never been

this level of commotion in Larry's hood.

[dweller]

11. wasn't he 'just practicing'

hunting Doves?



dp

[Maru Kitteh]

13. Larry's an asshole that fires guns over moms of dead soldiers and

peaceful protesters on public land during a prayer service hoping to intimidate them and calls for more assholes to join him.

ASSHOLE. A beered up asshole at that, even more dangerous.

[KitchenWitch]

14. I agree with you

Can you imagine if hundreds of people descended upon your next door neighbors property and began a protest?

[proud2BlibKansan]

17. I would hate it

I doubt I would get all liquored up and shoot my gun up in the air though.

[KitchenWitch]

18. I would probably stop short of that myself

but not all are enlightened and peaceful...And the protesters just add to the inconvenience he already suffers from the increased security by virtue of the fact that Bush lives next door.

Not that he isn't adding to it, but that man has really sucky Karma.

[Catherine Vincent]

16. "He needs to be hung from the nearest tree. "

uh, no.

[eleny]

7. I'm so glad he was caught!!!

I hadn't seen this reported yet. Oh, I hope it's true. Thanks!

[growlypants]

9. has one single MSM source reported

on this yet?????

[CelticWinter]

10. This song is for larry he wears it well

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

[williesgirl]

12. Just check WaPo, CNN, MSNBC, nothing on cross mowing

Like it never happened?

[Roland99]

19. AP has a one-liner.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4362773

[newyawker99]

23. Hi williesgirl!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Roland99]

20. Now updated with pics

http://www.conjur.com.nyud.net:8090/politicsMedia/BrokenCrosses.jpg
http://www.conjur.com.nyud.net:8090/politicsMedia/BrokenCrosses2.jpg

[progressivebydesign]

21. OMG that photo is so unbelievably sad. I feel for their families.

Can you imagine if you see your child or spouses name mowed into the ground like that? It is obscene.

[Roland99]

22. We're talking about * supporters. Of course it's obscene!