Camp Casey loons now OFFICIALLY on TRIPLE-SECRET PROBATION!

[dxstone]

Today Dick "Dean" Cheney announced that "the troublemakers are now OFFICIALLY on TRIPLE-SECRET probation!"



"We've had enough of their shenanigans," said the smiling (we're guessing) Vice-Principal of the United States. "The NEXT time they screw up, their asses are MINE!"
Cheney then went right back to angrily beating a dead horse he'd found in his office only this morning.
(D X Stone - APE News Service)

[McCamy Taylor]

1. ROFLMAO

[PuraVidaDreamin]

2. Thanks for the laugh

I'm going outside to clean the kayak
before bringing it to the store.
Proceeds pay for Crawford trip.

It's worth it!

[OrlandoGator]

3. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Larry Mattlage.

n/t

[dxstone]

4. LOL! n/t

[dxstone]

9. I LOVED this response!

LOL funny!
Thanks, gator!

[Generic Other]

5. "Penny Pringle, you're permanently punished"

Hairspray. :rofl:

[kliljedahl]

6. HILARIOUS!! You're a genius

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[dxstone]

13. Aww, g'wan! n/t

[katinmn]

7. Hahaha!

Thanks. I feel so reassured now!
:hi:

edit: nominated

[SidDithers]

8. "Nothing is over until WE decide it is...

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell No!"

Sid

[mcctatas]

11. Was it over when Saddam Hussein attacked the US on 9/11.....

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

10. Toga! Toga! Toga!

"The NEXT time they screw up, their asses are MINE!" - Quoth Gannon. :D

[calikid]

12. Please don't stop

Even though I've reached my limit of satire for the day (and I haven't seen The Daily Show yet)please keep it coming. AND,
could you oh Great One, please help this tech no challenged newbie
put "some photos on the wall". I've put some photos on photobucket,
but can't seem to get any to here, Help me mister wizard.
Hopefully, Thanks in advance.

[annabanana]

14. Welcome to DU

calikid!
:toast:

(to put up pictures, just put up the URL (starts with http://)

then check "preview, just to make sure.

[dxstone]

15. Sorry! No knowledge of photobucket!

I host all my own pics on my funfunFUN! (but much too horrifying for many!) website, President Evil Online, at
http://presidentevilonline.com

You might try pming Swamp Rat directly with this question; another you could ask might be katinmn...
Good luck, kid (calikid, I mean!) I hear it's relatively simple... but as I say, in my case, no need!
And I hope ya stop by my site when you need another fix; not only is there a wealth of graphics available for viewing there (most all of it my own work, though I do host others there as well), but also a huge volume of written satire, funny fake news and scathing political commentary as well, including stuff like THIS:

The Tattle-Tale Heart

(The Last Words of Dick Cheney's Dying Heart!)

by D X Stone - 3/15/01
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"He uses me to pump the blood; if not for that, I'd have wound up in the East River a long time ago."
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I am Dick Cheney's Heart. Once, a very long time ago, I had two functions: the purely physical job of pumping blood throughout Dick Cheney's body so as to provide oxygen, nutrients and abundant energy to all his organs and muscles and tissues--to every single cell in his entire body, in fact--and the second, more metaphysical aspect of giving Dick Cheney a sense of joy, joy in simply being alive and also in sharing that joy with others through love, empathy, compassion and good works, each of these being a higher expression of this natural joy de vivre' available to most members of humanity... for people are social creatures, on more levels than they dream; and they communicate constantly with their communities and environment, whether they wish such connection or not. This is the wisdom of the human heart: It knows that all life is one, we are all interdependent and interconnected in a magnificent and joyous dance of life... and this celebratory dance is the only essential reason for being here at all.

But just try telling this to Dick Cheney's Brain.

I have to deal with that big lazy gray mass of fat everyday, and I'm telling you, it's killin' me. No matter how much blood I pump to it, it's of little use--it's already made up its mind, you see...

http://presidentevilonline.com/heart.html

[calikid]

16. Thanks anna and dx

I've got the copy and paste part, but how do I get the "http.." blue?
I've previewed, but the address just turns out black, the same as all the other type.
dx, I went to your site yesterday, wonderfull, faaabbbulas, will be going back again and again I'm sure.
I've already tried PM to Swamp Rat and fed-up, but alas I can't, I'm a newbie, I also can't search for info, other wise I would have found where this has been explained before.
Also, how do I place a photo in my post, as opposed to using a link?
or is that using to much of DU's bandwidth.
Thank you all.

[dxstone]

17. You CAN post pics on DU like everyone else...

Coupla things: make sure they are NOT huge in size or file size - if the pic is small but the file size is huge, means the pic is high-resolution. Anything you post should be in 72 dpi; comp screens won't see 'em any better in higher res (though for printing, higher res is very important)... so if your pics are in 300, resize them re dpi down to 72 in your favorite graphics program, then do a SAVE AS instead of just SAVE so you get a second version and don't lose your first, higher-res image...

Now... first of all, to post a LINK, you just put up the link:

http://presidentevilonline.com

or, more specifically

http://presidentevilonline.com/chucky.html

All PAGES will end in .html, EXCEPT for an index (or first) page, where it just ends in .com (or .org or .edu, etc.)... it's the default to give up an index (first) page when there's no .html at the end.
All PICS end in .jpg or .tiff, .pict, etc. This is NOT a you-can-use-any-of-those deal; the picture itself will be a certain type, and its file name should be the name or number it was assigned by you, followed by .jpg (if it's a jpeg, for instance.)
Using the example above of my Chucky page: if YOU wanted to post the PIC on that page into a post here, you would put

&

(I put the & sign at the end to RUIN the posting so you'd see it as a line of type; when I take away the & sign and write the same thing, you see this:



(The fact that they're BOTH named chucky, page AND image, is coincidental--usually NOT the case)
And I put a w after my images made to go on the web, delineating that they are a 72 dpi (dots per inch) pic I've made JUST for posting on the web; I usually have higher-res images I keep for printing)
So... to put up a pic from photobucket, I THINK you'd have to put something like this:

(if it's a jpg)

(And I THINK both of those names will appear as numbers in your photobucket account by default, but am not sure)

I hope this hasn't been TOTALLY confusing (it probably has); I'm sure others could explain it better, but I don't see any takers.
In fact, I will pm someone to pm YOU on this, cuz I think you must be going "HUH?" right now... but most of my friends are busy getting ready to go to Crawford right now, so I can't guarantee anything.

But here, try this: Try answering my post back, and go ahead and use my chucky image and try to post it back to me (remember to take away that & sign when you do)... it will draw the image by pulling it from MY site with the link you've actually written there; it does the same with photobucket, only in that case you have that second field (delineated by a / which tells the comp which account to draw it from), THEN the image number or name.jpg (jpg or whatever type image you're using)...
Remember to hit Preview to view if it is correct before hitting Post Message...

I know this seems unduly complicated; but once you figure this out, it will be a piece of cake.
You DO know you've got to have a photobucket account to upload your pics to and then post your pics from it, right?

If NONE of this works, do a NEW post in General Discussion or The Lounge asking someone WHO USES PHOTOBUCKET for the same help; few people are seeing this post of yours now, cuz this thread is getting old now and no one new is going to it.
DUers are generally very helpful to newbies, if they actually have a chance to see your question.
And if I didn't say so before, welcome to DU, calikid!
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ps: When it's a WORKING link, it will automatically look BLUE!