Anyone want to finish this Limerick about bush?

[Beaver Tail]

There once was asshole from Crawford
Who's behaviour would envy a slumlord
He screwed his whole nation
With No justification
.....................


What do you think should be the last line?

[RobertSeattle]

1. Crawford is hard to rhyme with

I'd change asshole to coward.

Perhaps we need a limerick contests!

http://www.sfu.ca/~finley/discussion.html

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. ...and got all of our good jobs off-shored

[Sparkly]

6. Nice one!!

:thumbsup:

[Beaver Tail]

16. I really Like this one

[punpirate]

3. ... But was finally locked up in jail for it.... :)

[Stuckinthebush]

4. And he ended up getting impeached!

Oh, wait...it has to rhyme.

Never mind.

[Ready4Change]

5. But got off 'cause he claimed it was Gods word?

:shrug:

[Lautremont]

7. It's time another pretzel he was offered.

(pace Yoda)

[KyndCulture]

Ding ding!! that gets my vote!

[LiberalinNC]

8. And seems to always remain on Vacation!

:shrug:

[YOY]

9. 'bout time an impeachment were offered

[Beaver Tail]

17. I like this one too

[Generic Other]

10. And everyone called him a dumb turd!

Ha Ha. This is fun!

[JaneGat]

11. And our great country found itself in the crappor

it's terrible...sorry...
:hurts:

[unrepuke]

12. And never one action above board.

[murray hill farm]

13. Cause...

his life has just got to go forward.

[Chipper Chat]

14. ..with the blessings of all the Lim - baugh - herd.

(best I can do)

[Cetacea]

15. while all of the media snored . eom