The Manifesto of the Emperor of America

[WillyBrandt]

This is pretty funny:

"As any thinking person can plainly see, this country is going to hell in a handbasket. The United States government, under a President and politicians, has become corrupt, incompetent, inefficient, immoral, insensitive, irrational, irresponsible, oppressive, and dangerous to our welfare. The criminal government of the United States has failed it's obligation to the citizens of this country. It is time for a change!

"My goal is to make this country a pleasant place to live for decent people. It will be an example for the rest of the world to follow. The President of the United States cannot accomplish this because his hands are tied by politicians, lobbyists, and special interest groups. A complete change of government is the ONLY solution. Only a person with absolute and total control can save this country and civilization. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY!"

http://www.angelfire.com/on/donemperor/

[JackSwift]

1. Emperor Norton said no such thing

Alas, he is long gone.

[LiberalVoice]

2. wtf?

"All laws will be uniform throughout the Empire. All unjust laws are hereby repealed. The legal system will be based on the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule."

Yeah this guys a real genius. Lemme get my check book...