Jack Cafferty wants to know what you'd suggest for Chimpy's reading list

[xultar]

Here's what I sent...

I didn't know he could read!

I'd suggest he read some PDBs Presidential Daily Briefings. You know...like the one he missed in August of 2001. The one Bin Laden determined to attack inside the United States.

:rofl:

[Sparkly]

1. First he has to finish "Pat the Bunny." n/t

[Draill]

20. How about...

Names and bios of all those killed in Afghanistan and Iraq? (Including those killed by sanctions, etc).

Edit to say this was meant to reply to the origianl post. Sorry for the mistake.

[KarenInMA]

2. The US Constitution. If he can find a copy...

[PatrioticLeftie]

3. I don't know if he's ready to advance beyond "My Pet Goat" n/t

[Burma Jones]

4. How about the Sermon on the Mount

Fucking Hypocritical Asshole....


Bush, I mean...

[Craig3410]

5. here.. try this list:

http://www.kidsreads.com/lists/baby-classic.asp

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. Hmmm now that I think about it

how bout the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, followed by... I don't know the oath of office with a discusion on the meaning of all of this?

Nah, that would be hard work, how bout My Pet Goat.

[juajen]

7. That's easy. Dr. Seuss!!!

N/T

[chelsea0011]

8. Every year we get his reading list crap

A couple of years ago it was a photo shoot of him with an armful of books. I've always thought that some wise ass press should ask him at the end of his vacation to discuss his thoughts on the books he read. You know he doesn't read them. Don't you?

[jrthin]

9. The Constitution. n/t

[Sanity Claws]

10. Something by the Dali Lama

The book I'm thinking is called something like, How to Make Peace with Anyone.
Bush needs to know that there are solutions that do not involve killing.

[Teaser]

11. I want him to read this:

"Fuck you, George."

[longship]

12. This book might be a nice start

Heather has Two Mommies

[gatorboy]

13. Don't over work the guy!

I say start him out with something simple...

A nice book on the ABC's is a good start! :)

[JohnyCanuck]

14. How to Win Friends and Influence People. n/t

[TransitJohn]

15. House of Bush, House of Saud.

Good read...hi might find something surprising in there.

[pamela]

16. The Bible, Matthew 5:9

"Blessed are the peacemakers..."

[DU9598]

17. The Follie of Empire

What George W. Bush could learn from Teddy Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson. By John Judis.

[Bryn]

18. Flash Cards Would Help!

He needs something pictoral since he never really reads anything

[UTUSN]

19. The New Testament. He Didn't Get It the Other Times n/t