The Crazy Larrys seem to be comin' outta the woodwork!!!

[dxstone]

Must be a Texas phenomenon...



Who will be next? Larry King? Larry the Tool Guy?
And where's Moe when you really NEED him?

[Kire]

1. heh heh

[jokerman93]

2. Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck :-) n/t

[Tyranny_R_US]

3. Who is the larry in the center ?

[BrotherBuzz]

5. He's that lawyer dude from the law firm of ....

Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

[nookiemonster]

7. LOL

Good one!

:rofl:

[CatWoman]

4. bwahahahahahahahaha

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[FightingIrish]

6. Good ol' Texas inbreeding.

Great graphic.

[ceile]

8. Enough with the TX bashing!

It's getting old! We're not all inbred, rednecks and I'd dare you to say that to a Texan's face. You'd be sorry! :mad:

FYI: "Don't Mess with TX" is a slogan for an anti-littering campaign. Just laugh at the people who use it otherwise.

[girl gone mad]

9. Thank you.

The majority of the people at Camp Casey supporting Cindy are Texans. Another Texan has offered to lend 180 acres for the camp to use.

Please stop the bashing.

[Weembo]

10. It's not that bad

I'm a Texan too, and a lawyer to boot. Based upon years of listening to lawyer jokes: If they is a-laughing "at" ya, they ain't a-saying bad things about ya.

[dxstone]

11. It's called "humor"...

And as you can see, SOME people above thought it was funny, anyway...
Not funny enough to actually nominate, apparently... but funny enough to say so.
What the fuck do so many of you have against a little levity???
and no, I'm NOT joking.
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[anarchy1999]

12. It is usually our gun-toting, truck driving idgits in their bass boats and

trucks that pay no attention to the "don't mess with Texas" slogan. They routinely toss beer cans, trash and anything else onto our roads, into our lakes and into the ground. I know, I lived in East Texas for 10 very long years with people who did it all, you can't even begin to imagine.

I'm tired of the Texas bashing as well. A few of us are giving a lot of the rest of us a bad name.

Hey DU'ers give the rest of us Texans some love, some respect (for having to deal with the a-hats) and lots of support.

Peace,
and thank you.

[dxstone]

14. It's just jokes, for chrissakes...

I've got NOTHING against Texans; I'm playing on the idjits, not the general populace... why would anyone think otherwise?
Just jokes; I'm trying to make people laugh a bit, not sneer and go nuts trying to defend something so obvious, that every state has its loonies, not just TX...
Maybe if I just stopped posting this evil thing I do called satire or parody or jokin' around a bit, maybe that would give everyone a great big guffaw...
Just jokes... nothing more.

[anarchy1999]

15. Sorry sweetheart, we texans down here fighting these idgits are just a

little overly sensitive right now. Please don't stop posting, I am equally cynical and sarcastic.

Maybe you should use the sarcasm emoticon.

Truly we Texans are raw right now. We are trying to maintain calm and peace against all odds, and we need all the help we can get.

on edit:

Your graphic is GREAT! I hope DA (DistressedAmerican) catches it.

[dxstone]

17. Thanks for that... n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

18. At least when they're bashing Texas they're letting WV slide...

for a while!

That SHIT does get old sometimes, the bashing I mean!

I like the stooge thing though, because that's exactly what that Larry Northern Tissue Dude and the Freepers he hangs with are. Bush's stupid stooges and goons. Take the vote count being stopped in Miami Dade County in 2000, for example! * Same old shit, different assholes.

We have plenty of freep bashing left to do without fighting each other! Cindy is going to bring unity to the American people who think the killing is WRONG in Iraq.

It's good to laugh for a change sometimes. And no state that I know of catches more Hell than poor pitiful little West Virginia, so I know about the bad jokes because I've heard them all.

[dxstone]

19. Speakin' of which...

I'm from CLEVELAND... you know, home of the Burning Cuyahoga River?
It just doesn't get any better than THAT!
But ya know, ya gotta keep a sense of humor when everyone's joshin' ya... least that's what I think...

[Hubert Flottz]

30. I know some REAL inbred dickwads from Cuyahoga county...

with one tooth...they use a 1" rope for dental floss...molars in the front of their mouth types and that's the cute ones!(Blackwell and Taft)

Funny ain't it!

I know where you're coming from dxstone. I try to not get pissed at people for trashing WV, but some folks just can't laugh at things like that. I usually just change the name of the state when I tell someone a joke I heard about WV and then it's really funny. Do you guys in Ohio really do all those perverted things to your sisters?...

JUST KIDDING! :hi: :toast:

[BrightKnight]

29. The Texas bashing is getting old.

I understand how people feel and I have kept my mouth shut but I am getting close to my limit. There are a lot of fine Texans standing with Cindy Sheehan in Crawford.

Crawford is in a blue district. There are a lot of Democrats out there. They are not ultra partisan but they are decent folks.

[hootinholler]

33. HA! you ain't heard the start of it...

Wait til the rest of the country gets going.

My favorite to take wind out of a blustering Texan is to point out that if we divide Alaska in 2, Tx becomes the 3rd largest state.

-Hoot

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Nice Work!

I hear they think that that Larry's guy is CIA, but I don't have the link yet. The email I saw about it, had all the sts and ths like in 1st, 4th or 6th all in small case letters, so I couldn't tell if it was typed on an IBM or an ICBM!

Edit: I think Freak Republic is being watched closely by the Dog Catcher and the ASPCA. I can't say much more now, but I really am afraid there might be something going on over there, if you get my drift. Did you notice how this post "just Happened" to be number 13. OMG...Someone's coming I gotta' go now...

[DistressedAmerican]

16. TOO FUNNY!

And I don't think that is just the exhaustion talking!

Killer Funny!

[dxstone]

20. Thanks, man...

Yuo were the only one to nominate...
I think I'm gonna just stop posting; it takes time to put this stuff together, and I could be doing something useful with my time like watching grass grow.

[katinmn]

21. LOL!

[katinmn]

22. nominated! hee hee hee

[Swamp Rat]

23. kick and recommended! .. now you got 3!

:applause: :rofl:

[osaMABUSh]

24. pic of Larry Northern - gun lover and soldier hater

http://www.wacoforsale.com/ltd/

Click "Hall of Fame" on the left side to get to the page with the soldier hater



From left to right: Larry D. Cohen, Executive Officer; Larry W. Ritter, Vice-President; Malcolm Frasier;.Chief Instructor; Larry C. Northern, President; Larry Fobb, Secretary/Treasurer.

[dxstone]

28. HOLY COW! ALL the white guys in this gun club are named Larry!

The ONLY non-Larry is Malcolm Frasier, the only non-white member!
What does this strange coincidence mean? Nothing, actually... but it reminds me of a Python sketch; in fact, it's near-perfect in its similarity! All you have to do is just substitute Michael Baldwin for Malcolm Frasier, and Larry for Bruce:

Larry: "Malcolm Frasier, this is Larry! Malcolm Frasier, this is Larry! Malcolm Frasier, this is Larry!... and Malcolm Frasier, this is Larry!"
Malcolm: "Hello!"
Larry: "Is your name not Larry, then?"
Malcolm: "No, it's Malcolm."
Larry: "Well, that's going to cause some confusion!"

HOOO!!!
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ps: Yes, I AM white... but no, I'm NOT racially prejudiced!... just was never raised that way, don't even understand race prejudice at all! Silliest thing I've EVER heard of!!!
And yes, my name ISN'T Larry... but no, I'm NOT Larry-averse in any way, shape or form!
I'm just a CLOWN, makin' JOKES!!!
So please, nobody kill me now, ok?

[DistressedAmerican]

32. I Am Sorry But, That Is Just Plain Creepy! I Looked At The Page.

All I could hear in my mind while loking at is were Banjos.

This guy loves his guns just a ltttle too much of my tastes!

[DistressedAmerican]

35. BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE!

Comical and creepy in some children of the corn sort of way.

Someone needs to spring Malcom! He may well be there against his will!

[Tigress DEM]

25. Look, when the Right does it, it's wrong, just because it's us ...

doesn't make it ok.

Moe - "murdelize" - too close to the threats on Cindy's life. I am sure you are all about the humor, but anything that could be construed as a threat really needs to go, because we are en force calling the right wing freepers on their statements about assasinating Cindy (FBI was notified) and we need to not do anything that would be antagonistic to the freepers if they are going to get their selves hauled into jail or at least court to explain themselves.

Take the high road. Please. Don't give the freepers any ammo or reason to cry "victim".

[dxstone]

27. Oh PUH-LEEEZ, Tigress...

Come onnnn... it's the THREE STOOGES! It's OBVIOUSLY a joke!
Gimme a BREAK!

And by the way, those are MOE'S own words; I'm just quoting something he said about fifteen million times in the old short films!
I guess I understand your basic concern... but do you honestly think anyone could say, with a straight face, "HEY, they're making a TERRORIST THREAT to sic Moe Howard on us! Officer, arrest those lunatics!"???

PLEASE--a little perspective, huh?
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[Cleita]

26. This reminds me more of Darryl and his other brother Darryl

on the old Bob Newhart show.

[mopaul]

31. eeeeeexcellent

[DistressedAmerican]

34. STONE LOVERS REJOICE!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4376002

[SalmonChantedEvening]

36. C'mere porcupine!! *eyepoke*

Too funny!! thankya thankya thankya !!

:kick:

[DemonFighterLives]

37. Larry World Meets b*shworld

Speaking of Moonbats!
:rofl:

[lynettebro440]

38. You are the man Stoner

LOL