Calling all Republican patriots!

[leeroysphitz]

Want a unique way to express support for our troops? In case you only get your news from Fox or CNN I thought I'd send this email to show you the fine ULTRA PATRIOTIC and COMPASSIONATE way other republicans have been supporting the troops and their families lately.

They demolish 1800 crosses bearing the names of our fallen service men and women placed by peaceful protesters to memorialize those who fought and died and the families they left behind!

Wow. UBER patriot and fervent George W. Bush supporter Larry Northern felt the need to express his support for the war in Iraq by desecrating a roadside memorial.

Now I know Mr. Northern is SO supportive of the war that he really wishes he could VOLUNTEER to go "over there" and help fight it as a member of the armed forces but Larry felt he could do more good here on the home front by BOLDLY waiting till the dead of night and BRAVELY running down these 1800 crosses.

Now, some of you are probably feeling left out of all the super patriotic excitement. Maybe you are thinking to yourself; "Aw shucks... I want to show support for the troops like SUPER PATRIOT Larry Northern but gosh darn it; ALL of the crosses have already been MOWED DOWN!!!".

Well don't worry because there are plenty of OTHER ways to show support for our troops and the families they have left behind. For example, you could go to Crawford Texas and stand across the street from mothers and other family members grieving the loss their SONS and DAUGHTERS and use a bullhorn to shout "We don't Care!" at them the way a lot of other SUPER PATRIOTS have done.

Which ever way YOU decide to support or men and women in uniform please DO NOT be like one of these liberal scumbags who only pretend to support the troops by asking that they be brought home safe and sound and failing that at least be given adequate armor for their persons and vehicles. I have yet to see a single liberal knock down a SINGLE cross in support of the troops.