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PurgedVoter Donating Member (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 07:10 PM
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A traitor, a deserter and a war profiteer all walk into a bar,
Ok, so I don't actually have a punchline yet, but isn't it interesting that you know who I am talking about?
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spuddonna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 07:14 PM
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1. I thought the punch line was...
"Oh wait, that's just Bush - I musta had too much to drink..."
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 07:15 PM
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2. so what's George drinking tonight?
bastard.
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emdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 07:16 PM
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3. ....and *he* orders a.....
"whiskey and coke - and hurry before the Secret Service arrives!"

And, by coke, he doesn't mean coca-cola!

emdee
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 07:20 PM
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4. And they're all the same guy!
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PurgedVoter Donating Member (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 07:20 PM
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5. ,Hows this punchline?
Edited on Tue Aug-16-05 07:21 PM by PurgedVoter
The bartender asks,
"Are you alone tonight Mr. President, or are Cheney and Rove with you?"
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 07:22 PM
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7. sweet!
:D
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 07:21 PM
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6. LOL...
:thumbsup:
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IrkedSerf Donating Member (8 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 07:34 PM
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8. No punchline , but .....


Why does a surreal episode of Cheer's seem to stick in my mind and the bar erupting "Dick"
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chaumont58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 08:48 PM
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9. Are we talking about three Haliburton employees here?
?
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BlueStateGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 09:44 PM
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10. The Bartender says " Hello, Mr. President"
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