What's the craziest thing you've heard a Bush lover say?

[mvd]

I've heard a lot of stupid stuff from a couple of Repukes in my extended family - but I think my house cleaner saying she believes the dinosaurs came on Noah's Arc (to disprove evolution) takes the cake. She's a nice person, too - it's a shame. She'll all proud about her son going to Bob Jones. :puke:

[jody]

1. One woman said of Bush "We have our own Marlboro man".

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

18. He died of lung cancer, too

Poetic justice and a perfect analogy.

[Swamp Rat]

65. Mousy Marlboro Man - too scared to come out of his house!

:rofl:

[Rude Horner]

2. OMG

That must've been one frickin' HUGE ark!

:rofl:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Dunno.

Hard to find them around here these days.

[TNDemo]

4. Al Gore is too smart.

This was in response to saying Bush was dumb.

[freeplessinseattle]

20. oh, that is classic, ha ha! n/t

[Iris]

31. Yeah. Imagine how awful it would be to have someone whose studied all the

world's major religions leading us at this moment in time.

[babsbunny]

5. My Ex said Bush is keeping America safe!

:rofl:

[Iris]

29. Unfortunately, a lot of people think that.

Or at least 51% did in the last election.

[Caleb]

6. It's Clinton's fault

we are in Iraq.

No joke. Something about Clinton signing the Iraq Liberation Act making it law that we remove Saddam.

:crazy:

[sakabatou]

9. WTF?

[Caleb]

12. Yep

This guy is a total Fox News/Rush Limbaugh sheep.

What do you expect?

[hamsterjill]

67. It's Clinton's Fault

I get that, too - all the time. And it's been FIVE years now.

I've gotten to where I just say "how are they gonna blame this one on Bill"...anytime I hear a rant start from one of the them.

[sakabatou]

7. "He hasn't lied yet!"

:puke:

[brainshrub]

8. The obscure website, FreeRepublic, has a "Daily prayer for Bush"

that I find incredible.

They treat Bush like a graven image.

[yankeedem]

21. What's so bad about that, I do too

"Please George, keep your mouth shut and don't fuck up the world any more today".

That's how I know there is no god, my prayer hasn't EVER been answered.

[Rude Horner]

35. I LOVE your prayer! (n/t)

[SiriusLiberal]

10. Keeping with evolution,

I know people who think dinosaur fossils were planted by the Devil.

[brainshrub]

40. So sad, when in truth the fossils are being manipulated by:

"His" noodley appendage.

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[madeline_con]

41. I heard on TV, on an evangelical show....

it was God who planted them. "To test our faith". The jury's still out.
:evilgrin:

[madeline_con]

11. Dinosaurs on the ark?

Don't these people remember when the dinosaurs were discussed and their AGE and extinction talked about openly?

When "Jurassic Park" was all the rage, and before that.

Has everyone forgotten basic dinosaur knowledge??!!

[mvd]

16. It makes no sense at all

I don't even try to rationalize it.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

36. A taste of insanity.....

http://www.megspace.com/religion/museltof/dino.html


Don't Allow Your Children to be Brainwashed with Dinosaur Mythology!



During the last few decades we have witnessed a huge interest in so-called 'Pre-historic monsters' - indeed a whole mythology has grown up with regard to now extinct giant reptiles; but do we really know how much of this is pure fiction?

There was the blockbusting Movie, Jurassic Park, and, more recently, BBC Television even developed a whole series called Walking With Dinosaurs in which numerous statements were made about these beasts, often in a most categorical fashion, and the series was plainly upheld as a science series, yet huge areas of the programmes were actually viewed with amusement by many scientists!


http://www.stargods.org/SatansKingdom.html

In ancient times it was easy for the fallen angels to come down and be worshiped as gods. But today mankind is far more defensive and less trusting. So in 1947 the barriers of rational thought began to quelled by a government mind control programs that began to create freeer attitude towards the myth of aliens from outer space. Our so-called space brothers started to appear in the newspapers, Hollywood movies, and White Sands New Mexico as the Rockefeller Foundation began to pour money into the alien legend building created by the CIA. The government have most people convinced that they are hiding so called truth from the public. This is an old ploy used by spies for centuries. To convince your enemy that you have the real truth, you first have to convince them that you believe that what you have is real and you are doing everything you can to conceal it.

[KeepItReal]

13. "Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?'" - GWB

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/education.phtml

[Straight Shooter]

14. To me, this is the stupidest thing that many of them say:

"george bush is a good Christian man."

I don't think they'll ever be able to top that.

[GreenPartyVoter]

15. BIL believes the same

[Cleita]

17. Bush was right to invade Iraq because 3,000 Americans died

in the WTC on 9/11

:banghead:

[Amy6627]

19. He's a Christian!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. W flying jets in Texas was more dangerous than

Kerry patrolling the Mekong delta in a Swift Boat.

[Gabi Hayes]

23. ''Bush won....get over it.'' what's crazier than that?

[DanCa]

24. My sister constantly says this : ( upsetting)

I should stop bashing our good christian president because he signs my "welfare" (disability) checks and I should be greatful to him because without his compassionate conservatism I would be out on the street. Nearly every G.Dang day.

[mvd]

32. That's a really bad one

Tell her that a good Christian president doesn't care about corporate welfare more than your checks - here's a hug, too. :hug:

[madeline_con]

43. First of all, he did NOT invent the program....

and second, he'd get rid of it if he could. Try that. :)



EDIT: Check the sig on that check. I don't think it has the word "Bush" on it.

[DanCa]

52. Thanks everyone I feel better :)

[converted_democrat]

25. Bush is good friends with the Saudis and he comes from a family

of oilmen. He will slash the price of gas in half. --- Or this one, it's a tie.--- How would Kerry protect us from terrorists? He did not serve in the military as honorably as Bush did.

[kahleefornia]

26. That he is better than Clinton because....

(drumroll)...unlike Clinton, Bush never did drugs.


hahahahahahahaha

[madeline_con]

44. He just put the teeny litte spoon to his nose....

he never snorted. :rofl:

[moodforaday]

27. I'll give you the craziest!

Accidentally encountered on a forum as I was googling for info on the proposal to repeal the 22nd Amendment:

"Oh my gosh, it would be awesome if dubya could be president for a third term, I'd vote for him as long as he'd be willing to lead us."

I rest my case.

[LiberalUprising]

28. He's doing the best he can

My bob jones graduate aunt says this alot, she also won't believe anything unless it comes from dobson's website or radio show.

[AlienGirl]

30. "We should just nuke the whole mIdeast

and take all the oil."

That one left me gobber-jawed, both for its utter callousness and its stupidity.

Tucker

[madeline_con]

46. Curiously, it evolves in conversations about.....

"liberating" Iraqis and bringing "democracy", yadda yadda yadda.

[samos1016]

33. I have two...

1. Al Gore is the anti-christ
2. Democrats have no morals or values.

[brettdale]

34. Heres a few

From a country music board, these have been posted over the past year.

"George W Bush is the most perfect man in History"

"George W Bush has done more for Humanity than anybody"

"My only problem with president Bush is that he hasn't lowered the minimum wage, its too high, this is what is causing the problems for this country"



MY PERSONAL FAVORITE

"Bush was right to bomb Iraq, to answer the libs question, Would Jesus bomb Iraq?, the answer is Yes he would."

[madeline_con]

48. This is why I hate country music....

most of it is played by and for morons.

[KingFlorez]

37. That Bill Clinton lied about the economy

and that GHWB was responsible for the economic growth during the Clinton administration

[madeline_con]

49. GWB bought tons of coke, or what?

:yoiks:

[Rude Horner]

38. Never have I read a thread that made me want to

ram my head against a brick wall as much as this one.

And these people get to VOTE! :tinfoilhat:

[Cats Against Frist]

39. I would have laughed so hard, she'd be cleaning up the piss

that I couldn't keep in. How were you able to listen to someone say that to you, and maintain composure?

[Pam-Moby]

42. I was told by a repuke that president Bush was the best America

has ever had for the president. Yuck:puke:

[AlCzervik]

45. My neighbor--"I trust him completely" that to me is insane.

[shrike]

47. ANWR's oil deposits are as rich as the Mideast's

Oh and, Bush is taking the lead in developing hydrogen power and fighting the unions and Democrats to do it.

And half the troops in Iraq will be home in a year.

[madeline_con]

51. "And half the troops in Iraq will be home in a year."

In body bags?

[katsy]

50. Everything they say sounds like...

"mugawampa slga fasola my tax cuts englewhoof burn in hell".

Communicating with a * lover? Mission Impossible.

[Wizard777]

53. I read this one. Does it count?

She also wasn't a "Bush lover" per se. She said Bush raped her and filed suite against him. She must have been crazy. She commited suicide shortly after that. But it does fit into Bush's habbit of forcing a love for him upon people who wouldn't want to love him if he didn't have them backed into a nasty corner.

[Postman]

54. "I am sane"

n/t

[mvd]

55. Good one!

:hi:

[sue_66]

56. Bush talks to God,

also don't forget," The lord made sure he won the 2000 election to save us from evil" (terrorism)

[barb162]

57. that he's better on terrorism than the Democrats woulds be

[elare]

58. Voting for Bush instead of Gore ...

because Laura Bush was prettier than Tipper Gore and would make a better First Lady. :shrug:

[nothometoday]

59. Have not even read the thread yet....

A friend of mine who said " GeorgeW Bush does the work of the lord for us"
Where *I* come from...
It's " ass gas or grass" no body rides for free.
Instead of gas..............It's oil.

Also, had a friend vote for him in the last election ( If it was one)
Because he was " good looking ".

[mvd]

60. Hi, nothometoday

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Steve L]

61. I heard a guy...

go on and on about how great it was that we freed the Iraqis and how it was great to see them vote in the election. After several hours and much alcohol he went on about how we should have turned all those "sand n****r's" to dust. his true feelings came out I guess.

Yeah, they all care so much about freeing the people they hate.

[achtung_circus]

62. Bear in mind that we're both Canadians, but my 80 year old uncle

in summer, 2003, said something very like this:

"They should nuke those fucking sand niggers and take their oil,
I mean, it's not like they invented the wheel or anything."

Well, XXX, yes they did.

[Lone_Wolf]

63. It has to be Chris Matthews praising the Chimp when

he did his photo opp jet landing on the aircraft carrier...

MATTHEWS: The president there-look at this guy! We’re watching him. He looks like he flew the plane. He only flew it as a passenger, but he’s flown...

CADDELL: He looks like a fighter pilot.

MATTHEWS: He looks for real. What is about it the commander-in-chief role, the hat that he does wear, that makes him-I mean, he seems like-he didn’t fight in a war, but he looks like he does.

http://www.oreilly-sucks.com/transcripts/hardball.htm

The next night when Matthews had G. Gorden Liddy as a guest on his show was even more sickening.

Liddy:. "You know, all those women who say size doesn’t count, they’re all liars. Check that out."

Matthews: "And I’ve got to say why do the Democrats, as you say, want to keep advertising this guy’s greatest moment?"

Liddy: "Look, he’s coming across as a, well, as women would call in my show saying, what a stud. . ."

http://www.buzzflash.com/farrell/03/09/23.html

[ignatius 2]

64. We were talking about the number of innocent Iraqis killed. I told

him I had seen an amnesty International report that estimated as many as 100,000 had been killed. He said that is just a drop in the bucket compared to what Saddam had done.

I know my chin hit my chest.

I guess we must have to kill them all in order to save them.

What a dumb fuck thing to say. It still pisses me off when I think about it.He has one son in college, one a ju nior in HS and no way will they ever serve even one day.

Armchair warriors make me hurl.

[mariema]

66. Brother in law thinks Bush made his own fortune

My BIL insists that Bush was a successful business man and knows what it’s like to have to meet a payroll and worry about getting health insurance for his employees. That Bush had to make his own way, earn his own fortune and that Mommy and Poppy Bush didn’t hand him anything on a silver platter. That Kerry is no better than a gigolo, living off his wife’s money. That Bush has moral values, unlike the Clintons.

And I can't figure out where this comes from. No one else in my husband's family thinks this way. He is the only one.

[SammyWinstonJack]

68. bush is a christian?

:rofl: If they only knew the history behind his "born again" crap story! Fools!

[deadparrot]

69. "Bush is a Republican, right?" nt

[yodermon]

70. In that same vein:

"God put fake dinosaur bones in the ground to test our faith."

(To those who don't speak fundy-ese, this is in reference to the earth being only 6000 years old, so dinosaurs couldn't possibly exist, let alone evolution)