Why don't we exploit the hell out of the stupidty of the freeper type?

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I'm all for opening their eyes, but they're determined not to see. They're only going to try, as they have, stupidity - toward a purposefully non-thinking zen. They're freepers. Let's make a profit on them. What could we sell them. hmmm....

Imagine red white and blue fireworks going off as a Jerry Fallwell type hawks the following:

NATIONAL SECURITY PRIORITY CARD (WITH AN INTEREST RATE BASED ON YOUR WORTH AS DETERMINED BY CORPORATIONS, OF COURSE).

NUCLEAR ANTIDOTE PILLS (FOR WHEN SADDAM DROPS THE BIG ONE…MUSHROOM CLOUDS!!!! MUSHROOM CLOUDS!!!!)

MEMBERSHIPS TO WAL MART.

A DISCOUNT TOUR OF HEAVEN.

FREE* DENTURE CREAM.

Hell, the list is endless.


THEY’RE FUCKING IDIOTS. LET’S TAKE THEIR MONEY!

[madeline_con]

1. Ask not "What could we sell them"

Ask "who could we sell them to?"

(Doesn't Blackwater need mercenaries?)

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Yeah, that's the ticket.

:rofl:

[Inland]

2. Because the republicans beat us to it, silly. nt

[ltfranklin]

3. Mouse Condoms, for surfing the Porn sites!

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Rubber gloves for use as hand condoms

to promote safe masturbation

[madeline_con]

6. plastic sandbags, for use as head condoms to protect against

E coli when they insert them into their asses.

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7. or one's with crosses on them

to promote NO masturbation in the name of Jesus (who I've heard was someone who lecutred on peace and tolerance, if not the "masturbation will lead to hell" sermon some evidently have heard.

Abstain. Support the unjustified slaughter of thousands, but for God's sake, abstain from ANY sexual activity.

insanity.

I like your idea.

[sellitman]

8. Rush Branded Oxycontin

"Its what every fat lying freeper is doin"