After the mowing-down-the-crosses-in-Crawford incident I was pondering the whole "support the troops" phenomenon and it reminded me of a crackpot theory I came up with a few weeks ago about why this whole military campaign is as much of a disaster as it is.
We all know that this administration has a problem with understanding the relationship between appearance and reality, and that it is one of Karl Rove's core tenets that appearance is all you need to care about. Now initially I thought this was just cynicism, but the more I see these guys in action the more it seems to me like they actually do believe that the way you change reality is by manipulating appearances. Hence their refusal to understand the fact that it they will not in fact win the Iraq war simply by making it *look* like they're winning the Iraq war--and that in fact if they are losing badly enough it will become impossible to fool anyone about this, even the American people.
OK. I was talking about the car-magnet mania to a friend's husband while I was in London and I said that I think the real problem with Rumsfeld and his cronies is that they still really believe their own bullshit about why we lost the Vietnam War. The warhawk line on that has always been that we lost in Vietnam
only because the public didn't support the war. If only the war had been popular at home, they would have been able to...I don't know, use up a hundred thousand more American soldiers, kill a couple hundred thousand more Vietnamese, deforest the
entire country, and unleash enough horrific violence to have beaten the Viet Cong into submission. Instead, because of that wimpy American public who got tired of having their kids returned in body bags, and that treasonous anti-war movement who sabotaged the military effort by pointing out that it was wasteful, barbaric, and accomplishing nothing, our military couldn't REALLY pull all the stops out and show those bastards what we could do. Therefore, we lost the war abroad because we lost the propaganda war at home.
It hasn't occurred to these guys, apparently, that maybe the reason there was such a big anti-war movement at the end of the Vietnam War was that everyone except the generals could tell that we were losing.
Anyway, if you consider that a lot of the same guys are still in policy-making positions today, and you consider the contempt Bush and his key decision makers have for the "reality-based community," you can see where this leads: This bunch of morons sincerely believes that
all they need to do to win the war is maintain public support for it in America. As long as they don't make the 'mistake' they made during Vietnam of 'allowing' the American public to turn against the war, they win!
This attitude is completely delusional, of course--what matters on the ground in Iraq is not how Americans feel about the war, but whether we are defeating the opposition--but it is clearly what has trickled down to the magnetic-ribbon crowd, who believe that by publicly displaying their own support for the war and thus turning themselves and their cars into mobile advertising units, they are materially assisting the war effort.
Any time a state gets into a major war there's a propaganda push. But if you compare nowadays with World War II, one thing you notice is that in general we are not being asked to 'support the troops' by
doing anything. Requests for material help--care packages for soldiers at the front, phone cards for soldiers in Walter Reid, military recruiting--are not blasted through the same national megaphone that repeats the SUPPORT THE TROOPS imperative. We're not being asked to buy liberty bonds, plant victory gardens, accept the rationing of vital resources, or God forbid try to conserve fuel. Now partly that's because the relationship between this war and the economy is different from what it was in the 1940s; but maybe it's partly because the head honchos are convinced that our emotional and ideological 'support' is all this war needs. Hence the infuriating contradictions you see all the time where Young Republicans who are blasting SUPPORT THE TROOPS out of their own little boomboxes apparently never think about what they might actually *do* for the war effort until someone comes along to ask them why they haven't enlisted.
So, according to my crackpot theory, the insane intensity of people like that guy in Crawford who was so blinded by God knows what that he thought running over a memorial to fallen American soldiers was an act of patriotism derives from their belief, shared unfortunately with the people actually in charge of winning this war, that anyone who is
not supporting the war is literally killing American soldiers. Because we all know that Bush and Rumsfeld couldn't be responsible for that, because that's a reality-based idea and we're in the faith-based world now, where all of our losses in Iraq are caused not by IEDs or insurgents or our leaders' criminal failure to understand basic cultural concepts that might have allowed them to put together a functional transitional government or our inability to get the power system running in Baghdad two and a half years into the war or anything like that, but by the American public's failure to clap its collective hands and say, "I believe in victory!"
Jesus, Rumsfeld, it's a war, not a production of
Peter Pan. YOU started it, and YOU bastards are responsible for winning it. I have as little effect on the outcome as that guy down the street with the 50 American flags and the 100 magnetic ribbons. And you wanted it that way. Your whole "light 'n' lean war on 12 fronts" idea was supposed to make it possible to fight all kinds of wars everywhere without making the same demands on the American public that World War II made. Because you know perfectly well that if you actually ask "the American people" to make
material sacrifices for a war, then you better be able to explain why it's necessary. And you can't. Which, incidentally, is why Cindy Sheehan, who actually
has made a material sacrifice for your stupid war, is currently sitting by the side of the road in Crawford waiting for someone to come out and explain to her why it was necessary.
And to think, we're the ones who get accused of being unrealistic.
@#$!,
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