The Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of Intelligent Design

[illflem]

This makes total sense to me

http://www.venganza.org/

[SteppingRazor]

1. No need to spread the word here...

Many of us are already deep believers in the FSM. All hail his noodly apendages!

Unbelievers will burn in the boiling bolognese, and be cast into the layers of lasagna hell! Praise be!

[Canuckistanian]

2. Welcome, friend!

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.

[ComerPerro]

4. I fucking love that chart

the site sells a T shirt with that image. I may have to buy it...

[illflem]

7. On the question of pirate depletion

could it be due to a lack of icebergs?

[illflem]

8. Sorry dupe

FSM slapped his noodle on my mouse and double clicked submit

[Canuckistanian]

13. FSM moves in mysterious ways

And I ain't kidding.

[LynzM]

3. Definitely

I mean, once you have been touched, you will never be the same :rofl:

[markus]

5. Liars! Fools! All Hail the Great Calamari

Everone knows that the Calamari proceeds the Spaghetti. Your noodly appendages are but the Titantic Tentacles of Tenderness seen through a glass darkly.

Even the Marinarianists must bow down before He Whom They Most Pefectly Accompany!

[spuddonna]

10. May you be smitten by the Mighty Meatstalks!

Blasphemer!!

[H5N1]

11. Marinarianists...Titanic Tentacles of Tenderness!

that tickled my funny bone

[shireen]

17. yours is but a false god. Flying Spaghetti Monster is our creator. n/t

[markus]

18. One-eyed Parrot spawn!

While the Ink of Immortality has blinded you, let your taste buds lead the way. Did not the Calamri, having descended into the Boiling Oil, arise again at the third minute ein accordance with the recipe? Yea, though our fork is small, the platter is large and all who come to his table leave refreshed.

[shireen]

19. i was wondering why it tasted so rubbery ... LOL! n/t

[spuddonna]

6. RAmen

Verily, verily as I walk through the crevices of lasagna I will fear no evil for his noodly appendages surround me...

[H5N1]

9. most excellent

[ken-in-seattle]

12. Arrrg!

Scoff if you will, but I have been touched by his noodly appendage and shall never again be the same slacker I once was...

[independentpiney]

14. Its noodly appendage is reaching out

Its good to see so much interest in the FSM.
Here's a link for detailed theology and history and proofs of the existence of the FSM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Spread the word

[PeachyDem88]

15. Man...

I can't wait until I get to buy my "WWFSMD" bracelet...

I'm getting a golden Noodly Appendage necklace, too...

[shireen]

16. i believe!

I wear my FSM t-shirt with pride.

This is the only religion that makes sense to me.

May you all be touched by one of his many noodly apendages.

[laureloak]

20. I believe in FSM but I'm not buying the bit about the Pirates. nt