THIS JUST IN!! Bill Clinton was pilot of plane that hit world trade center

[growlypants]

but he bailed out just before it hit. Sneaky little bastard. This according to Hannity, Liebaugh et al.

[LiberalVoice]

1. ummm...

I think this might belong in the Lounge. If at all.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

2. You are a liar; it was Hillary. Bill doesn't have a pilot's license.

It was revoked after Monica

[growlypants]

4. you're right!! My fault. Next time I should double check my facts

and not just rely on the absolute truth that is Conservative talk radio. Hell, Clinton is guilty of everything else.

[Bluzmann57]

3. Yep

and he is the one who did not armor the Hummers, the one who killed Pat Tillman, the one who disappeared Natalee Holloway, the one who does every evil thing in the world. Said it before, say it again, as a man, I wish I had his all powerful penis. Man oh man, I could rule the world. :sarcasm:

[growlypants]

6. you forgot that he ran over those crosses in Texas and framed

that poor white hick.

[FreedomAngel82]

36. Clinton should be the new superman

Are they saying that Clinton is like God? He has all this amazing power to do all this stuff. Someone should tell Hillary she's now married to God. Heh heh.

[mikeytherat]

42. He was also responsible for New Coke, the DIVX DVD system, and

both the AMC Gremlin AND Pacer.

mikey_the_rat

[beam me up scottie]

5. Wrong.

Elmo did it.
When the Mossad found out he survived, he had to stage his own death.
Again.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

18. Bill Clinton is also Mossad

Bill Clinton was born as a woman called Marie Rubens in Tel Aviv, Israel in 1949. At the tender age of 12 she was trained by Israeli special forces and eventually recruited into Mossad. Eventually Rubens went on to assassinate JFK at the behest of LBJ in 1963.

Rubens had many lesbian affairs with famous people, including Marilyn Monroe, Jackie Kennedy and Jane Fonda.

As she started to attract media attention, Rubens disappeared. She in fact had gender reassignment surgery and was given a new cover by Mossad taking the name of William J Clinton. He was eventually discharged from Mossad and recruited by the KGB to run for office in Arkansas and establish a Soviet Republic there.

[beam me up scottie]

22. Oh sure, believe the msm and the official version of events!

Sheep.

and ixnay on the ovietsay epublicray in rkansasaay.

[Richard Steele]

34. Ok, that pic is the single funniest thing I've seen in WEEKS!

"Black Humor" LIVES!
That's some seriously TWISTED shit right there, ahtelyuhwhut!


:applause: :applause: :yourock: :applause: :applause:

[beam me up scottie]

37. Yeah.

Elmo's a sick f*ck, all right.

[beam me up scottie]

38. Dupe

Damn Elmo...

[Richard Steele]

7. Some say there was no plane: he just knocked them down with his penis.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Child_Of_Isis]

12. Lol...that one killed me!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[TOhioLiberal]

26. I found that incredibly funny...

...considering your screen name! :rofl::rofl:

[meganmonkey]

31. Okay, he made me laugh

but you made me roll on the floor

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

8. Some idiot on jeffgannon.com posted this question:

"Why did Bill Clinton let 9/11 happen??"

Repukes are trying too hard to fault Clinton.

[growlypants]

11. Clinton sold Limbaugh all that Oxycontin too.

Did you know that?? I know thats the truth. I heard it on FOx.

[Richard Steele]

23. It's true! Using an old dress and scarf from his "Marie Ruben" days...

...he posed as Rush's maid, gained his trust over a period of years,
and then stole a cigar-box full of cash
which Mr. Limbaugh was saving up
to buy corrective shoes for blind orphans...

He handed off the cash to some of his cohorts in the liberal media,
and went back to Rush's house to plant the OxyContin.
(which was custom-made for Bill in one of Saddam's secret underground chem factories)

[growlypants]

28. hahahahahaha. good one

[Pepperbelly]

24. BULLSHIT! How dare you!

Bill Clinton set him up.

Set him right the fuck up.

Limbaugh was an innocent bystander and the whole thing is a lie.

[jody]

9. And North and South Korea have teamed up to clone Clinton to keep

the Repugs afraid for generations to come. :rofl:

[Richard Steele]

27. Some people say it's not even "cloning"....

I hear that the the POWER of mighty CLENIS is so mind-boggling,
no single human can contain it...

So, every couple weeks, a few feet of it separate,
and grow a new Bill Clinton!

[BamaLefty]

10. Thank You Shaun! Thank You For Looking Out For Me!

I bet Kerry flew the plane and then bailed at the last minute! Was Gore the copilot? :eyes:

[growlypants]

14. Dean was copilot. Gore flew the plane that hit the Pentagon.

[AlCzervik]

13. I heard he was also the 3rd man on the grassy knoll and

the one Watergate burglar that got away.

[jim3775]

15. Al Gore funded the attack with the millions he...

received from terrorist monks. Sandy Berger was caught sneaking passports out of the passport office stuffed in his socks.

Its all false, it's the new coordinated scam from the left!

[orpupilofnature57]

16. Kkkarl Rove, to win Humanitarian Award !

[are_we_united_yet]

17. I KNEW IT!

He bailed out with a lady as well.

[Independent_Liberal]

19. HA! Funny!

I've actually come across sources that say he was complicit in Iran Contra. Can anybody prove that?

[growlypants]

20. Limbaugh can. So can Hannity. Isnt that enough proof for you?

[B Calm]

21. Actually it was his mighty penis (Mr. Chubby) that piloted both planes.

[OrlandoGator]

25. He just smacked the buildings with his massive Clenis.

History will be unkind to his magically destructive member, mark my words.

[growlypants]

29. How do you think the Pentagon got that huge cut right down

the side?? Clinton stood next to the bldg (after bailing outta said plane) and simply unzipped his fly, unleasing his massive unit upon the pentagon. It slammed right through it. That's why there's not remnents of a plane at the pentagon.....it was all penis

[OrlandoGator]

30. All penis, all the time.

If we sent the Clenis to Iraq, we could bring the troops home tomorrow. The irresistable force.

[Olney Blue]

33. There's a "phallacy" in your argument.....

Dubya said there would be no premature withdrawal the other day...

[Richard Steele]

39. And the "Worst Pun of the Week" award goes to......."PHALLACY"...

That's right, it's "Phallacy" by Olney Blue!

Here's your PIE, you magnificent bastard:

[Olney Blue]

41. Why, thank you!

I think.......

:)

[Dinger]

32. No Shit?

Well as Jed Clampett would say, "That's lower than a long-taled cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

[FreedomAngel82]

35. Wha??

I'm confused.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

40. Just this evening.......

.....O'Lielly said "Clinton hasn't apologized for the 3,000 dead on 9/11" when talking about people saying Bush has the blood of the Iraq war on his hands.....

This must be what he meant.

[Connie_Corleone]

43. Clinton snuck into Iraq and took all the WMDs....

just to make Bush look bad.