George Bush Has Not Appeared in Public in SIX DAYS --->>>

[Stephanie]

This is not what I'd call a "working vacation." What's he doing in there? Will he come out now that Cindy's left?

Last sighting, Saturday August 13, Waco Little League game:




(p.s. - Is that Kevlar under your shirt, or are you just glad to see me?)

[Roland99]

1. Now he's going to go hide in Idaho for another week

Hard to imagine it's taking this long for them to all get their stories straight re: Plamegate and the DSM revelation.

[PA Democrat]

2. When was he supposed to go bike riding with Lance Armstrong?

Wasn't that scheduled to happen sometime this week? If it has already occurred and no photos were released then Bush is feeling the pressure.

Maybe they have finally figured out that photos of Bush "getting on with his life" (of leisure) are not good for his poll numbers considering the growing death toll in Iraq.

[Quakerfriend]

5. You've got that right!

They may finally have figured out that these photo ops on the bike trail are not too good for his public image!!

But, I thought we'd see pics of him working hard in Idaho by now.

[Stephanie]

6. I think Lance is coming this weekend.

I think the little freak has been practicing all week for his ride with Lance.

[elehhhhna]

8. another reason Lance annoys the hell out of me. Yuk.

[Crankie Avalon]

25. Tomorrow's headline...BUSH FALLS OFF BICYCLE, TAKES OUT ARMSTRONG...

...IN CAREER ENDING INJURY PILEUP..."I WAS RETIRED ANYWAY," TOUR CHAMPION BRAVELY QUIPS.

[goddess40]

3. What did he fall off this time

I know he is probably hiding under his desk quivering in fear that Cindy may ask him a question he doesn't have a scripted response ready for. But when he disappears he always seems to show up with new injuries - maybe the right wing thugs give him a reminder about who's really running things.

[FightingIrish]

4. The wagon

[Stephanie]

7. no doubt

I'm quite sure that's what he does there -

[goddess40]

12. He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory.

Monty Python seems to have a clue as to what the wimp, I mean chimp, does on the "ranch"

Edit:
Here's the rest of the lyrics:

THE LUMBERJACK'S SONG

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press flowers.
I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.
He cut downs trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press flowers.
He puts on women's clothing? And hangs around in bars?

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra?

(Mounties break off in disdain).

- Monty Python

[madrchsod]

16. condi and george at the ranch

just imagine~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[theHandpuppet]

18. LOL!!

Though it's probably pretty damn close to the truth.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

9. Seeing Camp Casey must have put him in a deep depression. You

know how hard his handlers try to insulate him from a little something called Reality!

[Horse with no Name]

10. I've heard he was clearing brush in Idaho.

:shrug:Perhaps he could trot over to Montana to help put out some brush fires since he has stolen their National Guard for nefarious purposes.

[txindy]

11. I swear that's the only shirt that idiot owns on his pig farm

It's obviously his favorite. He's shown wearing it all the time. Year after year. I have a favorite shirt, too. I sure wouldn't wear it EVERY day that someone is bound to take - and publish - a picture of me.

The Cowering Coward in Crawford Cringes behind the Couch. :evilgrin:

[Justyce]

15. I'm sure it's his only

shirt that's close to being a "cowboy" shirt in his closet full of expensive business suits -- gotta uphold the false image, wouldn't want the folks who think he's just a "regular guy" to find out he's just another rich spoiled asshole... I sure wish he'd quit pretending he's a Texan...

[dad]

13. Haven't you heard their new tourism slogan?

"What happens in Crawford, stays in Crawford."

[madinmaryland]

14. Must be on a bender again!

What wounds will he come back with this time?

[oscar111]

17. My Pet Goat is a long book

and getting ten definitions from the dictionary for each page too, takes time.

[goddess40]

19. His favorite book is "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"

That would be fine if it had been published when he was a child but it wasn't published until 1969.

[LeftLibra]

21. I thought his favorite book

was "The Snowman"-NO Words-Pix only!

[goddess40]

22. You may be right

He just says he likes the other to try and impress us

20. bush hiding

I don't think he can deal in a nice manner with being criticized. He becomes a petulant little boy and throws a tantrum. He kicked Helen Thomas out after she cornered him about using religion too much and separation of church and state. He was flabbergasted and then she was banned.

[Norquist Nemesis]

23. It's safe to come out with Cindy in California n/t

[Stephanie]

24. he can't come out now

or it would look like he was hiding until she went away - which he was!

[Bluebear]

26. It's a conundrum!

Look it up, Little Lord Pissypants!

[Stephanie]

28. conan o'brien?

[evil eggplant]

27. firmware upgrade

W is getting re-programmed. New firmware.