The Rude Pundit nails cheney, again.

[warrior1]

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

Cheney: Our Military Is Ragtag and Unorganized:
Whenever the viscous-goo-that-slouches-like-a-man known as Vice President Dick Cheney slimes up to a podium to speak, flowers lose their petals, butterflies drop from the sky, and a pall of doom and darkness is cast throughout the land so that toddlers sense it in their chilled bones and begin to cry, in unison, uncontrollably. Cheney is our misanthropic government's master of dark arts, his purpose to offer visions of a world on fire the likes of which would make Satan himself scratch his balls' black van dyke and mutter, "Those're goddamn fine flames, goddamn fine flames," itching for the end of the miracles of technology that keep Cheney alive so that the Vice President may finally die and rightfully join the devil by his side to assist in rule over the damned.

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[xchrom]

1. positively delicious.

language like that to describe cheney or any member of bushco makes me salivate.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. Flying coffee moment!

"the viscous-goo-that-slouches-like-a-man known as Vice President Dick Cheney"

:rofl:

[marbuc]

7. Good, but I prefer the last part of the sentence

"as Vice President Dick Cheney slimes up to a podium to speak, flowers lose their petals, butterflies drop from the sky, and a pall of doom and darkness is cast throughout the land so that toddlers sense it in their chilled bones and begin to cry, in unison, uncontrollably."

Don't think this can be more descriptive and accurate.

[punpirate]

3. "... chew toy for...

... the Devil's hounds to tear into pieces...."

Priceless.

[madrchsod]

4. the rude one talking about annie coulter

(if by "column," you mean "the sidewalk chalk scribbles of a delusional paranoiac just escaped from the chains holding her in her shit covered cell in the basement of the local charity hospital"),

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Oh man.. He is rude... but oh so funny

[kcass1954]

6. Not just funny - he's so right-on about so many things! n/t