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This lady kept running up a huge bill, and then claiming she didn't ever order one particular service. So, she'd call up, screaming and yelling, and each month we'd take it off her bill, and change her PIN code for her.
I'm talking about a couple hundred dollars or more every month.
So, one day I took her call.
"I ain't never ordered this."
"You never ordered it? Ever?"
"No, I don't like it. I never order it, and I never will. Yous people keep charging me for this stuff, and every month I have to call and complain!"
"Are you SURE you'll never order it?"
"Absolutely. I'll never, ever order that service. I'm really mad at yous people! I never order this! It's so expensive!"
"Okay then. If you're SURE you will NEVER want to order it, EVER, then I'll change your PIN code again, but I won't tell you what it is."
"You'll what?"
"I'll change your PIN code, but I won't tell you what it is. That way, even if you change your mind and decide to order it, you won't be able to. Then, if someone DOES order it again, we will KNOW it isn't you, because YOU don't know the code."
"Yes, do that. I'll never want to order it anyway."
"Okay then, I've changed your PIN code. And I'm not telling you what it is. So now there is NO WAY for you to ever order it even if you WANT to. You're cool with that?"
"Yes, thank you. I don't want to call and complain again. I never ordered it, and I never WANT to order it."
"Great. Is there anything else I can do for you today..."
Predictably, the next day, my supervisor called me over to her desk...
"Ian, did you change Mrs. Wilson's PIN code?"
"Yes, I did."
"She says you changed it, and didn't tell her what the new code was."
"That's right. She told me to do that."
"She told you to do what?"
"She told me not to tell her what the new PIN code was."
My supervisor was furious with me at first, but as I explained the situation, she started to smile and said, "Just go back to your desk."
Anyway, Mrs. Wilson was told that she had to come to the office and show a Picture ID if she wanted the new PIN code.
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