Want to get laid tonight?

[benburch]

DU donors are sexier!

[Independent_Liberal]

1. LOL!

[CornField]

2. This post is illegal in four states and the Virgin Islands.

;)

[edbermac]

7. What four states?

Please tell me so I can avoid them...

[lonestarnot]

3. Works for me!

[Horse with no Name]

4. So everyone who opens this thread is horny?

Is that what you are saying?
Now...if you posted this on a freeper board--they'd simply see "Wanna get laid" and drag their knuckles to the first sheep they could find and get laid...

[shadowknows69]

5. that's so Baaaaaad on so many levels

[benburch]

8. A Freeper looks at his Girlfriend and says...

"There'll never be another ewe!"

[Mnemosyne]

10. Oh gawd!!

:rofl:

[JohnnyBoots]

11. Most Freepers couldn't get laid if they were an egg.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

13. Was that in Utah, where men are men and sheep run for their lives?

(Sorry if I offended anyone from Utah, some of my best..never mind...) ;)

[Mikimouse]

14. Nah, It originated with this...

"Welcome to West Texas, where men are men.....






















and sheep are scared!"
That was my introduction to Lubbock when I took a position there in 1992.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

21. Oh! I thought in West Texas pigs had to run for their lives. My mistake ;)

[Kerebos]

16. Good one!

You crack me up. I might not be able to donate right now, but I hope I can in the future.

:yourock:

[Drum]

6. I'd settle for seeing that fund-drive glove land a punch

[Just Me]

9. That was so naughty *LOL*.

:rofl:

[MercutioATC]

12. NO SEX THREADS! (unless they solicit donations)

:)

[kliljedahl]

15. All ready did, but thanks for asking.

[Skidmore]

17. ben, didn't you have something to do

with forged papers? :)

[Gabi Hayes]

18. thanks for the reminder.....going to pick up my date in ten minutes. See:

[karlrschneider]

19. I presume you know why freepers hate Clinton so much...?

'cause most of them couldn't get a BJ if they walked into a women's prison with a suitcase full of pardons.






:evilgrin:

[benburch]

20. ROFL

:rofl:

[Moderator]

22. Locking...

This is not appropriate.