BUSH HAS BEEN IN HIDING SINCE SATURDAY >>>

[Stephanie]

I'm sorry to shout, but is anyone listening? Bush has disappeared from the face of the earth for the LAST SIX DAYS. They billed this as a "working vacation." They called the fake ranch the "Western White House." But since last week's close encounter with Cindy, when George had to drive past the grieving mother in his big ass SUV caravan, and the next day, last Saturday the 13th, when he helicoptored to Waco rather than drive by her again, BUSH HAS BEEN HIDING IN HIS HOUSE. He has not come out in public this entire week. Why doesn't anybody ask for an explanation?! WHAT'S HE DOING IN THERE?

[Drum]

1. I think that

Laura is helping him practice reading without his lips moving

[Tesla]

2. If you have to know....

[KerryOn]

11. Thats what I was thinking too.... N/T

[bonito]

3. someone check the bushes

maybe he fell of the bike again.

[Swamp Rat]

4. Bush is a blue-blood coward.

[oldtime dfl_er]

5. Maybe he fell off the wagon

and they've been trying to simultaneously sober him up and clean up the latest scratches and scrapes.


http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/654252

[TahitiNut]

6. Looks like you've got the makings of a .... DU Poll!

Quivering under the bed with a Presidential Seal chanting "my precious!"

Drugged to the gills with headphones constantly droning "you're awesome!"

Hiding in the mirror room waving and smirking at all the "people."

[Blue_In_AK]

10. I vote for #2, Tahiti Nut...

The last few times I've seen him, the coke jaw was getting out of control.

[wicket]

7. I think he's off the wagon

(Not that he was ever on it to begin with) and will reappear with bruises.

[AverageJoe]

8. My guess is that he's drowning puppies

and vivisecting kittens. Maybe pulling the wings off flies.

[FormerRepublican]

9. He just heard that he and his entire staff are going to be indicted...

...and he's so depressed he can't get out of bed?

You know, not to complain or anything, but having Bush on vacation is better than having him working.

When he works, people die. Let him stay on vacation.

[wli]

12. maybe absconding with a few trillion dollars to Saudi Arabia n/t