Late-Night Jokes About Bush's Record-Setting 2005 Vacation

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Late-Night Jokes About Bush's Record-Setting 2005 Vacation

"President Bush is going on his annual vacation. The White House says he goes to his Texas Ranch to unwind. I'm thinking, when does he wind?" --David Letterman

"As you know, President Bush is taking 5 weeks off. It's like he's still in the National Guard." --Jay Leno

"It turns out President Bush can run again in the next election. Now I know you're only supposed to be allowed two terms, but the Supreme Court said if you count his vacation time, he's barely served one." --Jay Leno

"President Bush is on a five-week vacation. How many folks get five weeks off a year? You know, if I want five weeks off I have to have open heart surgery, for God's sake." --David Letterman

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushjokes/a/bushvacation.htm

[yorkiemommie1]

1. but it's 'hard work'

trying to think of new and different ways to screw the rest of the world.