Caption this Cheney pic...

[sabra]

[benito]

1. The closest I've come to purple

Is taking a Nexium

[bahrbearian]

2. "I've always turned my back on those who have sacrificed"

" thats why I got 5 deferments"

[sakabatou]

3. Washington: Gah! He's touching me!

[Kali]

4. A heart? What is that?

I have other priorities.

[DanCa]

5. I am stuck on band aids so band aids are stuck on me

[LVdem]

6. "I sure wudda liked to have told Washington...

to fuck himself. Than would have been nice."

[Hubert Flottz]

9. LMAO...

"Let the democrats go to Iraq and protect your sister's c?erry from Bin Laden, we need every Republican we have, to elect Jeb and me in 2008!"

[Hubert Flottz]

7. "I'd prolly won one of these too, if I hadn't been scared to go and

hadn't more "important" things to do, than be a real man and serve my country! I always did ask not what I could do for my country, because I was too busy taking every advantage of what my country could do for me!"

[loudsue]

8. I'll see to it you get one of these medals, too. Just sign here

and pack your bags.

:kick:

[yellowjacket7]

10. Will George be impeached?

[Hubert Flottz]

12. We all hope so for the sake of the "FREE WORLD"!

[DanCa]

11. My party did a great job of disgracing this medal during the campaign no?

[growlypants]

13. "Purple heart and an Old Fart"

[Wizard777]

14. That's not the real G.W. Someone made a mistake and it's not us.

Okay I'm going to hell for that one. But it's better than going to Iraq. O' Lord please forgive me.......

[Bmongilly]

15. We've been finding these on the White House lawn...

...and our "lost and found" box is getting full.

[PurityOfEssence]

16. "In a shrewd move, Halliburton gets the contract to produce purple hearts"

It's sure to be a growth industry.

[Burried News]

17. King Fahd and I want to thank you for your sacrifice.

[Obamarama]

18. When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle....

IF I ONLY HAD A HEART (From the Wizard of Oz)

When a man's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a human
If I only had a heart.

I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows,
If I only had a heart.

Picture me ... a balcony ...
Above a voice sings low--
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat.
How sweet!

Just to register emotion.
"Jealousy," "devotion"
And really feel the part

I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart.

[Loge23]

19. "I have to stand here and look interested....

while that little twerp goes on vacation".

[freshharbor]

20. 'Purple Heart' and 'No Heart'

[goddess40]

21. Dick's vision of America is the direct opposite of George Washington

It makes me want to vomit every time I see his ugly face