WORST BUMPER STICKER I HAVE EVER SEEN

[growlypants]

It was on the back of a minivan (of course) and it read:
"3 Nails + 1 Cross = 4Given"

I wanted to vomit. My head started to spin, my eyes rolled back in my head (all this while operating a motor vehicle, mind you) and I was taken to a world where it was legal to kill people like this. I wanted to grab this guy outta his minivan and smash him with a cinder block like Reginald Denny (see LA Riots). I started to dry heave. Then I noticed he ALSO had a "W is for President" sticker and a "Be Happy your Mother Chose Life" sticker. Thats when I blacked out.

[MiniMandaRuth]

1. And then you crashed,

and the Bushie was arrested for being a hypocrite.

[DanCa]

2. God that's horrible

Why are these pro lifers so violent? I will never understand the pro life pro gun pro war mentality.

[txindy]

3. Then he cut you off without signaling and gave you the bird, right?

That's the way it usually works with those sticker-laden hypocrite haulers.

[Fatima]

4. I live in a red state and I see a lot of those

They really don't bother me anymore- I just shrug 'cuz what can you do? Think of (now don't get pissed at me) Christ's wise words about not casting pearls (of wisdom) before swine (those who are so hard-headed that they won't appreciate them)...'cuz they will "turn and tear you to pieces."

In short, don't worry about what you can't change and work on what you can- better for the blood pressure (and safer on the roads)!

[MelissaB]

5. Yep! A girl I teach with has one.

:hi: I'm in Alabama and see them frequently.

[JimmyJazz]

6. Marriage = 1 man + 1 woman + 1 God.

ick! x(

[growlypants]

11. oh puke

[PurityOfEssence]

31. She's doing a threesome with the Allfrighty?

Now THAT'S kinky.

[Arugula Latte]

37. At the moment of climax she yells "Oh, God!" ... n/t

[mzteris]

39. you know

you're going to hell for that, don't you?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

40. That's okay. It was worth it.

:hi:

[lvx35]

7. That is a terrible sticker.

Just in itself, I never got that theological twist where the crucifiction forgave the world's sins. I always thought that so far as it had a redeeming function, it was for christ to be able to demonstrate unconditional love by saying "forgive them for they know not what they do", and for that to be an example to everybody.

[Son of California]

8. These people are ruining our country

more and more I'm seeing people use Christianity as an excuse and cop out to avoid growing up and dealing with the real world -it's like a club for all the people who can't deal with life without a safety blanket -and who even have the audacity to act like they are in on some special secret club of the elect and all-knowing, when really all they do is twist the Bible to justify whatever stupid prejudice or fear they they want to live by. Which sucks, because REAL love of Christ has nothing to do with that, in fact, quite the opposite.

[yorkiemommie1]

35. yup!

n/t

[John Q. Citizen]

9. Hey, i have a minivan with lots of liberal radical bumper stickers

and I just ordered my first magnet ribbon that says, "Just Pretend it's all OK."

So pick on rw jerks all you want, but as a parent, I wouldn't trade my minivan for something I can't haul my kids to a protest in!

[lvx35]

12. True, better a minivan than an SUV!

And great sticker!

[growlypants]

13. no offense intended.

[John Q. Citizen]

25. none really taken...I just wanted to brag about

my new ribbon magnet!

[growlypants]

26. LOL

[immoderate]

10. My least favorite...

"Real Men Love Jesus"

A puker.

--IMM

[uppityperson]

15. Promoting homosexuality? How DARE they?

ironic, eh?

[mzteris]

41. you too

you're going with Oregonian....... to hell. I mean.

Of course you'll be in good company. :rofl:

[AngryOldDem]

Have you seen this one?

"I love my wife."

Saw that a lot here during the last election because my state had a gay marriage amendment on the ballot. (Sorry to say, it passed.) But whenever I saw that -- and I saw it a lot -- I always thought: "Good for you. But who really gives a shit?"

[LuCifer]

21. I KNOW!

I'm like, no offense to gay people, but, I thought all these uber-jesus people would want NOTHING to do with something that even remotely sounded, uh, ya know, gay sounding!

Lu Cifer, I could commit a HUGE blasphemy by saying REAL MEN LOVE MARY! but I won't...

[immoderate]

34. Yeah, she's hot!

--IMM

[AngryOldDem]

14. Don't worry....

...your brain will begin to block this shit out after awhile. I think it's called a "defense mechanism." Your psyche knows just how much your sanity can handle.

I used to feel my blood pressure go through the roof while driving, too.

But I did see a bumper sticker yesterday that I'd never seen before: "I'd go 10,000 miles to smoke a camel." Just makes me wonder where they get their wit, but hey, if they're willing to take one for the team, they can have at it!

[Soup Bean]

16. GOOD bumper sticker idea: BLOW JOBS, NOT SNOW JOBS!

eom

[MelissaB]

23. I love it!

:rofl:

[growlypants]

17. I had one made myself that says FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY

I love it. Someone told me I was going to hell for that one and my "Who WOuld Jesus Bomb" sticker. I asked her if SHE was going to hell and she said "of course not" so I said "good, then I'll be happy there." I hate these people with a vitriol I cannot explain in words

[flakey_foont]

18. I've seen that one a lot

pretty silly........

[sickinohio]

19. And then you woke up and

it was 2004 and Al Gore had just won his second term as President, and there was no war in Iraq, and gas prices were 1.25 a gallon, and bu$h had sold his pig ranch (he didn't need it anymore since he only bought it to "look like a normal guy"), and there was no need for a Camp Casey. All was great in America again!!

:party:

[Chipper Chat]

20. You should have followed him...

..and watched as he spent $300 at Walmart, ran down 3 Democrats in the parking lot, dropped his gay kid off at a "change camp," and used his cellphone to call the local Operation Rescue office to donate 50 bucks. All this while yelling at every hispanic and "towelhead" he sees on the street, shouting "go home" and "god bless Eric Rudolph."

[rox63]

22. I saw a worse one...

It said "We trust Fox News". Of course, they also had a * sticker and a fundie religious one. But when you feel the need to tell the world you are willingly brainwashed by Faux Spews, that it truly vomit-inducing. :puke:

[Kali]

24. hahahaha that poor guy

really needs a hummer!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4407804

[Parrothead Terp]

27. saw a good one yesterday

IT was an NRA sticker that said "Fight Crime, Shoot Back"

[recoveringrepublican]

28. lol, this is the worst one I've ever seen

it had the "rebel" flag with the words "native" underneath. Somehow I'm thinking it wasn't a Native American.

[julialnyc]

29. I have a bad one I saw this summer

One of my best friends came to visit this summer for my wedding. He was staying at a motel near the wedding site (mind you this is Connecticut). When I arrived at his motel before the rehearsal dinner he was waiting outside and was mouthing to me "I'm straight, I'm straight" (I was going there because he was doing my hair and make-up for the rehearsal ands wedding...... I guess he didn't want me to say anything about that on my way in).

Outside the room next to him were these guys who were cooking a deer that they killed, with guns lying out (this is not something you see everyday in CT........ I mean, when Bowling for Columbine came out I didn't even know you could get guns at Walmarts!) Anyway, these guys were kinda scary and had tons of bumper stickers on their cars...... they were military (had marine stickers), had tons of NRA stickers, Bush stickers (of course) and then lots that said things like "biology matters......1 man +1 women".

These people scared us (not to mention that there was a door that connected to the two rooms). He asked to be moved, but they were full (Thank God they left the next morning)

[julialnyc]

30. The best bumper sticker I saw was visiting my mom in her

Republican asshole town............ The bumper sticker said "for a small town this one sure has allot of assholes"

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

32. I understand your anguish

I had a similar reaction when the fish symbols came out, until I remembered a line from a poem by Kabir: "The fish in the water's not thirsty", which I now say whenever I see one of the fishies.

[freshharbor]

33. When I see a vehicle like that

I normally try to focus on the positive. At least they're not trying to crash into me.

[DS1]

36. 3 40's 1 Blunt = Fo shizzle!

[titoresque]

38. LOL!!!!!!

Thanks for the comic relief! :rofl:

[LuCifer]

45. Break 'em off sumptin proper!

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had the booze, she had da chronic!!!!!!!!

[mzteris]

42. I have to drive

through the parking lot of the local Southern Baptist Seminary on a very regular basis. Plenty of Bush stickers there. The one my son hates is a big back window covering one -

BODY PIERCING SAVED MY LIFE

[LuCifer]

43. OH THIS REMINDS ME!!!!!

Oh man, I don't know if this is good to remember or not! Back about 5 years ago, I was going north on I-95 in Palm BITCH KKKounty (land of morons!) and low and behold I get cut off by some twit in an SUV with a CHOOSE LIFE (extremely UNconsititutional) license plates, and the usual rigamaro, the JEB! sticker, the JESUS fish, and on and on. So traffic, suck ass as it is in South FloriDUH (where people cause 20 mile back ups to slow down and stare and drool at someone CHANGING A TIRE off the side of the road!) I end up passing this nitwit, well, guess what?! When I do, it's some bimbo PICKING HER NOSE! NO, I am NOT kidding! She had her pinky finger in to the 2nd KNUCKLE!!!!!!!!!! I mean, folks, I'm no prudge, no fuddy-duddy! BUT EVEN I cannot get my finger past the FIRST knuckle!!!!!!!!! JESUS!!!!!!!!!!

Lu Cifer, words fail me otherwise!

[Cats Against Frist]

44. "Hug a soldier, not a tree."

That's the worst one that I've ever seen.

[deadparrot]

46. "In case of rapture, this vehicle will become unmanned."

:puke:

[MN ChimpH8R]

47. Good, if it's a nice car, I'll take it.

:)

[Moderator]

48. Locked.

The original post seems to be an all purpose flamebait.