So George Bush Has Not Left His Waco Compound for EIGHT DAYS Now >>>

[Stephanie]

Doesn't anyone think that's a little weird? He hasn't left the property, hasn't been interviewed, hasn't been seen, the only photograph we have of him this week is the one the WH released of him and Lance. Nobody else has seen him since the Little League game last Saturday. I presume we will see some pictures tomorrow as he leaves his vacation home to travel to a vacation resort in Idaho. But seriously, folks, what's he doing in there? Incommunicado for EIGHT DAYS? What's up with that?


Only photo we have seen of George Bush since last Saturday >

[Arugula Latte]

1. Maybe he's starting a new Branch Davidian cult.

n/t

[johnfunk]

11. I think they're wooried about the scenario illustrated below...

"Howdy, y'all! Sorry 'bout destroyin' yer-all memorial. But 'nuffubout that -- let me get on with my life..."

[underpants]

2. Rule #1 of riding with the "super competitive" W is.........

DON'T PASS THE PRESIDENT

I kid you not that was said yesterday on CNN. Seems "super competitive" W has the competition fixed.

[Kolesar]

3. Brezhnev was Soviet Premier despite being brain-damaged with a stroke

He lingered as a placeholder while the politicians plotted to become his successor. The KGB guy won.

[PDittie]

4. Bender.

Tequila, Cindy Sheehan and 100-degree heat tends to keep chickenhawks outta sight in August.

[Stephanie]

10. This is what I wonder -

That, or some kind of medical thing. Something weird is keeping him from showing his face in public for eight straight days.

[Pharlo]

17. Maybe Laura hit back.

[ClusterFreak]

12. I nominate you for posting the comment of the day!!!

....well, if there was a 'comment of the day'....I'd nominate you.

:)

[Straight Shooter]

5. Intensive medical treatment.

I have always maintained that The Imperial Pig Farm houses a medical complex to treat Little Boots. His medical needs are such that he is required to go to The Imperial Pig Farm on a regular basis for treatment. This is merely my supposition, but something is very peculiar about his constant need to go there under the guise of "vacation" or "relaxation time."

Say, has anyone made a timeline of his visits to The Imperial Pig Farm? I'd be curious to know if it's every 6 weeks, every 2 months, et cetera, any kind of discernible pattern.

[bahrbearian]

14. He has a big rubber walled room in Waco?

[Kindigger]

22. Good question

...especially since the place was new when * became the resident. All that hooey about how he feels more comfortable on the "old homestead"...I wonder where he lived before it was built?
Then there's the thing about "liking to sleep in his own bed". If that were true they could shuttle the dang bed back and forth. Haven't ever heard him say he likes to sleep in his own room.

It must be all that shock therapy equipment that he's "attached" to....too much to lug around.

[Melissa G]

6. it's hard to get the light right for the photo shoot

when he's cowering in his underground hidey hole having nightmares about having to answer Cindy's question.

[Hissyspit]

7. It's HARD WORK being President and having to bicycle at the same time

[Terran]

8. Hey, he's getting his life in balance!

And why do you hate America??! :sarcasm:

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. That's not George Bush. Bush falls off of things.

[greekspeak]

13. Who is it then? Cheney?

No...his diseased walnut sized black heart would have exploded within 10 feet of taking off on the bike. Probably an SS member.

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Check all of the photos of Saddam. He's surrounded by ringers.

Bush doesn't serve in the military, Bush doesn't answer mothers of those who serve in the military, so my supposition is that Bush doesn't even ride the bike in his photo-ops. He's on vacation to give us Democracy.

[Generic Other]

16. You NEED to put this on a reader board in front of the ranch!

It's funny as hell.

Isn't he supposed to go to some VFW rally next week? Seems like some disgruntled vets should show up to protest.

Does anyone know where this is?

[NYC]

18. Drying out?

[terrya]

19. Maybe he's been in "consultations" with his friend, Johnny Walker Red

[markbark]

20. I guess

Waco stands for W Ain't Comin' Out

[Stephanie]

21. Apparently it does!

[HereSince1628]

23. He's waiting for his new ear piercings to heal

[Stephanie]

24. Seeing a glimpse of George has become like sighting Bigfoot

Once in a great while you get a glimpse of him through the brush.

[Stephanie]

25. I think the sh*t is really hitting the fan

I think he's been holed up in there with Karl and Karen figuring out how they're all going to avoid indictment. Cheney's been off on his own. Maybe they're going to cut him loose? It's his PNAC'er team that got the Iraq war on.