Were any Aaardarks on the ARK? or Platypuses?

[opihimoimoi]

I don't recall any Yaks...nor, Musk Oxen...


And how did they get to be gathered on short notice?

Or, dispersed after landfall, especially since Noah was drunk and unable to help....? Like the Roo's had to find a way to Austrailia and the Tapiers to South America....How dey do dat?

and How come so many different tribes with differing colors in a short time frame? and the Languages too, so maaaany of them???

Was God trying to confuse us??

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. No... as the animules were leaving the ark... satan slipped them

in to confuse mankind. Looks like it worked.

[DavidDvorkin]

2. Of course!

But nooooo unicorns.

[ET Awful]

3. Of course not, the last unicorn died while digging a tunnel to let

Eve back into the Garden of Eden . . . don't you ever watch the Simpsons?

BTW. . . the Unicorns name was Gary :)

[shadowknows69]

4. everybody sing!

you'll find green aligators and long necked geese
some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
you'll never see no unicorn.

[DavidDvorkin]

11. Them unicorns was laughin'

And playin' silly games.

What was the title? I'm blanking on that.

[shadowknows69]

12. simply

the unicorn song

[Warren DeMontague]

16. Dude, I'm having a Ray Rayner flashback

Whoa.

[KyndCulture]

9. The dinosaurs on the ark ATE the unicorns.. and the gryffen.

[shraby]

5. I smell some disinformation concerning the ark.

How about Grizzly bears, Bonobos, Sloths, Beavers, Wolverines to name a few? Those are animals from the Americas. Kinda hard to round up for the ark weren't they, especially since at that time it was thought that the earth was flat.

[Canuckistanian]

6. I'll bet they didn't have any of these

Komodo Dragon Lizards

[xray s]

7. just think how pissed the dolphins must be

they could have inherited the whole planet....no assholes with nets to kill them.

[mzteris]

8. It was the whole ark story

that started my 5+ish yo son asking questions. He, too, wanted to know how they got the "animals from Australia to the ark and back", etc... he had his Sunday School teacher tied up in knots with the questions.

(Funny, it was the dinosaur skeletons at the Smithsonian when I was about 6 that started ME asking questions.)

Unlike my son, I bought the whole "shhhhhh - it's a faith thing - don't ask questions". He, on the other hand, about a year or so later finally said "forget it. I'm not buying ANY of those stories, they're just not logical."

[opihimoimoi]

10. The guys who wrote this story was camping next to a cannabis patch

They were keeping warm/cooking with cannabis stalks/leaves/buds....

Now, was not that a story or whot??? LOL, :wink:

[Swamp Rat]

13. How about Neanderthal?

Last night, my fundie friend said they were on the Ark. :rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

18. They're still here.

That's more than obvious.

[opihimoimoi]

23. Yeah, dats dem folks in Freeperville...

[katamaran]

14. The noble Platypi were conceived on the ark

The noble Platypi were conceived on the ark. Close quarters, you see. The ducks were housed were housed down the hall from the beavers. Noah got drunk AGAIN and shared a little of the Body of Christ with the animals. One thing lead to another...and BAM...a few weeks later, Mr. Beaver is looking at the goddamned ugliest little babies coming from Mrs. Beaver. Webbed feet and duck bills and all.

/I need sleep.

[opihimoimoi]

20. ROTFLMAO......luved it

[oasis]

15. The Lord said "Noah, I'll give you a hint, how long can you tread water?"

:yoiks:

[opihimoimoi]

21. A Double with WATER BACK??

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Ask A Dinosaur:

No, really. Ask a Dinosaur:

http://www.answersingenesis.org/museum/docs2005/0523dinosaurs.asp

“Of course we lived at the same time as humans! God made dinosaurs on the same day as Adam. And later we drank from the same waters as Adam’s children.”

...

“I lived about 4,500 years ago. How do I know? Well, fossils don’t come with birth certificates, but we can read an eyewitness account from someone who was there—the Creator Himself. In God’s Word, the History Book of the Universe, we read about a global Flood that buried all the living things on Earth.”

...

“Don’t believe everything you see. Dinosaurs did not turn into birds! That’s a tall tale—with no foundation in reality! The ‘Age of Dinosaurs, millions of years ago’ was concocted to promote a belief that life arose without God. It makes more sense to believe God’s account in Genesis 1, which says that He made every ‘kind’ of bird before He made the land animals.”



:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[Gold Metal Flake]

19. No god of mine would forsake the Monotremes.

It's how they got back down to Oz from the Middle East that has me flummuxed. In the belly of a whale?

[opihimoimoi]

22. To OZ? Hahahaha...and whot of the LOLOs?