Cons....News not going so well? Consider "Rent-A-Blonde"!

[Bluebear]

Pesky revelations coming out? Indictments going down? NO PROBLEM! Call Rent-A-Blonde tm! We will arrange for one of our professional models to go "missing" (billed monthly). We invoice you our package price of airfare and lodging for the model to go on a secluded tropical vacation (no, not at Gitmo, sillies!); a press package to be sent same-day-service to Wolf Blitzer, Joe Scarborough, and Greta van Susteren (BONUS! Free shipment to Jeff Gannon); full phony biographical information and videotapes of the model at church, playing the harp, feeding deer from her hand, and volunteering at a "leper camp" to be played in a continuous loop on the news networks; and her sudden "reappearance" event at the church of your choice. Storm clouds not past? We'll arrange for another of our lovelies to take her place (24 hour minimum between disappearances for legitimacy sake). We have models available so you can ride this until 2008 or at least until impeachment.

Act NOW and Rent-A-Blonde will include at NO EXTRA CHARGE a full bio and mug shot of the most likely "suspect" (specify black, Latino or fiance), an UPGRADE from our normally included "charcoal police sketch".

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With apologies to jokerman93, who inspired the idea.

[blue sky at night]

1. well done, hope the .com is fake.......

or you guys are going to be busy.

[Bluebear]

5. It is :)

[Silverhair]

2. They can stay at my house while they are "missing".

OOPS. May have trouble with wife on that one. Oh Well.

[PatriotGames]

13. LOL. That was good.

[Pithy Cherub]

3. You are without peer...

:rofl:

[joemurphy]

4. I just wish some of the airhead newsie blonds on CNN and

MSNBC would go missing -- permanently.

Nice post BTW

[BlackVelvetElvis]

6. Upon first glance...

That's what I thought it was.
Bluebear, awesome. I'm sick of this obsession too.

[Canuckistanian]

7. Bravo!

Good post. I like the endorsement.

[jmm]

8. For an extra fee

can she pretend to have been attacked by a shark causing her to remain in a persistent vegetative state?

[Bluebear]

11. I LIKE that angle! nt

[johnaries]

18. Perfect! And then after the evil activist judge tells them to pull the

plug, she can have a MIRACULOUS full recovery! Even healing the shark bite scars!

What a beautiful idea!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. ROFLMAO

That.Was.Brilliant. :D

:yourock:

'Act NOW and Rent-A-Blonde will include at NO EXTRA CHARGE a full bio and mug shot of the most likely "suspect" (specify black, Latino or fiance), an UPGRADE from our normally included "charcoal police sketch".'

:rofl:

[TomInTib]

10. What about all of those republican "rent a blondes" that are MSM

shills...were they kidnapped and brainwashed? Where did they all come from, anyway? Maybe there is a corellation somewhere. Kind of like prostitutes from a foreign country. Except that they come from this country, so - unless their family is being held at gunpoint - they are actually responsible for the nonsense that they spew.

[blondeatlast]

27. They churn them out at the Heritage Foundation by mold-injection.

Paint 'em up differently and slightly reprogram the macros; call them "interns" and ship them out to the MSM.

OTOH, what the HF considers attractive in women has me thoroughly confused, but it seems to work.

[txindy]

32. Ooooh, just like "Creepy Crawlers!"

I used to make those when I was little. Along with "Creeple Peeple." So THAT'S what became of those creations after all these years! Makes sense.

[jokerman93]

12. That, my friend, is pure genius!

:toast:

:headbang:

;-)

[PatriotGames]

15. I like it. LOL

[Bluebear]

16. On YOUR part, bud!

Don't ever plant a warped seed in my mind, you see what happens!

[lonestarnot]

14. OMG Dis gooood Bluebear!

:rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Cheers.

:rofl:

[DanCa]

19. Boss Bluebear 08

B cubed rules !

[Bluebear]

23. b cubed!

I like it :)

[Mnemosyne]

20. .

:rofl: :kick:

[Swamp Rat]

21. HAHAHAHA!!!!

Great post BB! :rofl:

Hey freeptard BushlerBots!



You can ride this for under a buck: :D

[Bluebear]

22. OMG those "supporters"! nt

[Bluebear]

24. Kick for Walt Starr

[blondeatlast]

25. Can I volunteer? I'll blow the lid off the operation once I return from

Tahiti, I swear; and I can't tolerate alcohol, so there will be no pesky questions about my that...

I'm PERFECT (except that I'm older than 30--is that an immediate disqual?!)

[Bluebear]

26. Re: over 30

We are going to have to figure out an angle. Can you be a Sunday School teacher?

[blondeatlast]

28. Too much of a stretch, but I can set up the first public llibrary on some

remote Carribean island.

I just helped on an opening day collection in my city, so a third-world emerging tropical paradise should be a cinch...

Bonus: my hubby is a swarthy type often mistaken for Mexican, Italian, or Arab, too!

For a small additional fee, he will return to the evil unibrow...

[goodboy]

29. heya blue!

:yourock:

[Donailin]

30. brilliant.

:rofl:

I love this place. (hopefully this post was coherent and empty of all gender slurs)

[jonnyblitz]

31. LMFAO...."volunteering at a leper camp"

:wow:

[Blue_Tires]

33. i'd recommend if i could n/t

[Orrin_73]

34. They are all

fake blondes :evilgrin: