a little break for all the seriousness.... a few good bumperstickers:

[BigBearJohn]

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be
out by itself.

Hang up and drive!

[punpirate]

1. "Save your breath..."

I know people who would think on seeing that, "how'd they know?" :P

[JohnnyCougar]

2. My favorite one was a takeoff on the "My other car is a yacht" ones...

"My other ride is your mom."

[AussieDave]

3. VERY good, although I've seen the first one

with a different ending (rhymes with "punt").....

[loudsue]

4. Thanks BBJ!!

I really needed that tonite! <kiss....hug yer neck!> :loveya:

Those really hit the spot!

:kick:

[BigBearJohn]

7. you're cute

:pals:

[DanCa]

5. Heres a great one

A picture of jesus with a word baloon "I didn't tell anyone to vote for George W. Bush."

[Kindigger]

6. "My Other Car is a Broom"

always gets a double take, and some chuckles.

It also got me an interrogation as to its true meaning by Barney Fife one day. I told him I couldn't use the Hoover because I didn't have enough extension cord.

[mykpart]

8. My kid can beat the shit out of your A student.