The mother of all moran polls.

[unhappycamper]

Poll question: The mother of all moran polls.

Choices, choices, choices.

I'm having a hard time here, folks. Life was a lot simpler when there was just one moran. Now we have a plethora. Which one do ya like as the moran poster child?


The original


Gary '33' Muchler


Captain Fuckwad

[Richardo]

1. Well I must admit Captain Fuckwad has the best name...

:rofl:

[unhappycamper]

3. I was thinking of Captain Codpiece,

but the fuckwad put it on wrong.

[Is It Fascism Yet]

49. Yeah, I like that too, Captain Codpiece, it has a certain ring to it. N/T

[seemunkee]

5. I like the desecration of the flag as a sign of support.

Do you think he has flag underwear?

[libhill]

38. If right wing psychotics do it

it's o.k. But now, if that were a liberal anti-war protester, that picture would have been all over the media, with right wing wind bags screaming about the wild eyed hippeye commie who desecrated the flag, and who hates America. Right wing hypocrisy knows no bounds. Where are the screams of outrage from the right, over the ass-hat who ran over the crosses and flags in Crawford? Oh, that's right, that guy was a redneck Bush supporter.

[arkie dem]

46. He reminds me of the Rex

KwanDo guy in Napoleon Dynamite.

[TwilightZone]

2. Somewhat off topic: I thought it was illegal to make clothing out of the

American flag. Did I miss a memo?

While Captain America there certainly does strike a chord, I'm not sure anyone can top the one, the only, the original Morans dude.

[ET Awful]

4. The original is still the best, but the Cap'n is great for a laugh.

I mean . . . especially when you consider that he's the same type of lunatic that wanted Abbie Hoffman arrested for wearing a flag shirt :).

[oasis]

6. Why doesn't that corpulent porpoise in the Rolling Rock shirt sign up

for military service in Iraq while he's in his combative mode?

[libhill]

39. Are you kidding?

I mean, he might be killed or maimed. Safer to beat up on peaceful protesters.

[kliljedahl]

7. Gotta be the original

That's a "No brainer", even for a moran

[yurbud]

8. that looks like FRED PHELPS of "God Hates Fags" fame!

Hillbilly Hitler art:



Blog:

[turbo_satan]

9. Moran Klassik...

... is still the Muther of all Morans

[CottonBear]

16. "Moran Klassik...the Muther of all Morans"! Bwahahahahahaha!

:rofl:

[CottonBear]

10. The Original Moran is wonderfully clueless plus he's got a mullet.

Captain Fuckwad is disturbing and I need to clorox my brain after viewing Mulcher's nasty hairy stomach. I would sue that Mulcher person if he so much as touched me with that stomach while attempting a reach-around sign grab. :puke:

Do none of these people know how to dress themselves?
Why do you call Mulcher '33'?

[unhappycamper]

13. Buy a bottle of Rolling Rock & count the number of times you find '33'

on the bottle.

[lonestarnot]

37. I think you have your players mixed up... LOL

[graywarrior]

11. Well, I grown to have affection fo the original, but I'd like

to bitch slap Captain Fuckwad into the middle of next week, then mail him to Iraq.

[blondeatlast]

54. Tough call, but Captain Fuckwad is kinda sking for it, you know?

"Morans" is the classic, but CF is wrong on so very many levels he gets my vote.

[Stirk]

12. I still say the first guy just has a beef with his neighbors:

Bill Moran and his lovely family.

[cbear70]

14. wow that was hard

Do they look in the mirror ever??? wow.:wtf:

[Fridays Child]

15. Anyone who would so garishly defile the flag gets my vote...

...because you just know that he's in favor of the anti-flag burning amendment, yet he would disgrace it by draping himself in it. What was that Molly Ivins said? It was something about how she prefers a person who would burn the flag and drape himself in the constitution over someone who would burn the constitution and drape himself in the flag.

[Sydnie]

17. Who is this Gary dude? I missed his action somehow

Just gotta know more about that guy ... any guy that large yet attempts to wear "Simon Cowell's favorite baby shirt" look, deserves his place in the Moran Hall of Shame.

Do tell. Where did he come from?

[CottonBear]

18. See this week's "Top Ten Conservative Idiots."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/05/211.html

He's number 10.

[Sydnie]

19. Thanks for the heads up. n/t

[ET Awful]

24. Hmmm, according to the only source I could find, Muchler is just a freak

He's actually against the war (assuming this story is accurate)


http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=15055153&BRD=2259&PAG=461&dept_id=455154&rfi=6

[unhappycamper]

21. From the Top 10 Idiots on the front page, #211

10. Gary Muchler
And finally, they're a dwindling number and may soon be extinct, so let's take a quick look at the conservative counter-protestors who have been voicing their support for the war. You've already met memorial vandal Larry Northern, but now I'm proud to present ardent Bush supporter Gary Muchler. Here he is in Wilkes-Barre PA, trying to snatch a sign at a rally for Cindy Sheehan

Link:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/05/211.html

[Spazito]

20. I still like the first 'moran' pic as the poster child, I see the second

pic:



as the ideal of a couch commando.

[unhappycamper]

23. That leaves the Captain to do. . . . . . . what?

Inquiring minds want to know....

:rofl:

[Spazito]

27. Hmmm, good question.....

the good 'captain fuckwad is....



the moran's version of a flagpole? lol

[MercutioATC]

30. Somebody should clue him in on flag law:

"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker's desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general."

http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/flagetiq.html

[Demoiselle]

22. First pic still the best....says it all...

....Flaunting the photo of Mr Rolling Rock Protuberance shouting at the serious suit wearer might enable some to label us as "Class Conscious"... you know, the whole Liberal Elite canard....

The mind boggles at the patriotic fashion statement in pic number 3. It's really very snappy, and would work very well in the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade, or as an alternate costume for the Village People. Probably not quite the effect he had in mind.

[Tom Kitten]

25. I love the look of the woman holding the sign

being confronted by Kaptain Fuckwit.
She looks like she might be thinking "o-kkay, whose this fuckwit"

But the original will always be one...incidentally I wonder if the sign the woman next to him is holding up said Free Ripublic ?

[Buns_of_Fire]

59. Yes, it was confirmed by a poster on another thread

(who had seen the uncropped picture) that her sign does, indeed, read "Free Ripublic". Maybe they're related? Married? Brother and sister? Both?

I've still gotta go with Moran #1. The original "Moran Classic" as it were. Accept no substitutes.

[PunkPop]

26. I'm all about tradition.

I say keep #1.

[eyepaddle]

28. Ya kind of have to go with the classic,

but in pic number three, you just have to love how calmly the anti-war young woman is taking the whole "Cap'n Fuckwad" scene. Sure she's got a bit of a smirk--but I would've been laughing openly.

[0007]

29. I agree, it is tough to decide which one wins.

The look on the girl face #3 sez it all. All this guy needed is a pair of night vision goggles.

Camouflage pants is trying a sneaky maneuver in #2.

Both are good but "Get a Brain Morans" is my vote.

[RSchewe]

31. You all gotta be kidding... Picture 3 is the best. WOW, that is what...

you call desecration of the flag.

[MercutioATC]

32. I vote for Captain Fuckwad!

Not only does he look slightly insane, he's violating U.S. flag law in an attempt to show his patriotism...

http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/flagetiq.html

Sec. 8 d)

"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery."

[smartvoter]

33. I though Colonel Flag was a fictional character on M*A*S*H. nt

[Richard Steele]

35. Colonel Flag: The legendary sixth "Village Person"!

But the first guy WAS the first, and will always be #1!
Hey, the guy INVENTED the word "moran"!

Those other 2 are certainly idiots,
but are they gonna be in WEBSTERS DICTIONARY
20 years from now?

I rest my case.

[Clintmax]

34. I like the original too...

Doesn't Captain Fuckwad realize it is against the rules to wear clothing made out of the flag? He looks like a freakin idiot in that get-up!

[unhappycamper]

36. A shameless afternoon kick.

:kick:

[Solon]

40. Number ONE, a Pox on the Moran!!!!

Goddamned muthafucking, idiotic asshole has slandered my hometown!!!

[VOX]

41. The original Moran will always be *THE* Moran to me...

He is too perfect, in every moran-ic way. :thumbsup:

[Mz Pip]

42. Oh the irony!

I would put money on it that Captain Fuckwad supports an anti-flag desecration amendment to the COnstitution.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[NoSheep]

43. I can't decide!!! That middle dude's belly is HUGH!!!!!!

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[Blue_In_AK]

44. Man o man, that's a tough one...

They're really crawling out of the woodwork now, aren't they?

[BlueJac]

45. Moran

Takes one to know one.....moron......to funny

[laststeamtrain]

47. Moran # 1. The unimprovable original moran.

Capt. though should take his act back to the circus. Looks like maybe he's about to be shot out of a cannon.

[Is It Fascism Yet]

48. I like Captain Fuckwad. He sure knows how to make the ladies laugh. N/T

[Fire Walk With Me]

50. lol

Probably not his intent :-)

[alarcojon]

51. I really think we should add another contender

[alarcojon]

52. Kick for the purple heart bandaid freeperette

She's an honorable mention at least.

[unhappycamper]

53. Perhaps we should start a search for Mrs. Moran?

I'll start collecting pics & put up another poll when I've got some contendahs.

ATTENTION DUers: Please post your best Mrs. Moran pics here!

[alarcojon]

58. Candidate number two

There is a better pic of her somewhere, standing in front of a bunch of Neo-Nazis and Confederate flag wavers, but I can't find it right now.

[kittenpants]

56. I think she wins the prize for most despicable.

But she doesn't make me laugh like fuckwad and moran do.

[tallahasseedem]

57. This qualifies for the...

"Evil Bitch" category.

[blondeatlast]

55. Captain Fuckwad should be escorted to the nearest recruitment office ASAP;

and no, he can't change his clothes.

I'm sure they'd love to have him...