The Chimp - Extreme Makeover Edition -PIX->>>

[Stephanie]

You might have deduced that I am dying of curiousity to know what kept the Chimp housebound for NINE STRAIGHT DAYS. I think it's now safe to say that he underwent some cosmetic treatments. Can you say BOTOX? Laser? Nip and tuck? We'll know more when we get some shots with better lighting, preferably outdoors. But what do you think so far? Was it just Cindy keeping him from showing his face, or was he recovering from something?


BEFORE:




August 11, 2005

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050813/photos_pl_afp/050813193315_k4pb60kq_photo0



AFTER:





http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050822/photos_pl_afp/050822184937_ikvh42ts_photo1

[Sanity Claws]

1. Botox and a chemical peel

Botox for sure on the forehead. The rest of the face seems tightened. My guess is a chemical peel. I doubt a laser peel because you need more recovery timem

[Stephanie]

3. the new lasers increase collagen - the Polaris, for instance

I'm wondering if he got some Restalyne too -

[BlueJac]

6. I vote Botox!

[BlueJac]

7. Still the same old chimp though!

[Generic Other]

2. Looks the same old ugly to me. Just sweating like a pig at the VFW

Or is that shine characteristic of botox treatments?

I think he's really taking monkey testicle bravado injections.

[Fridays Child]

9. Every attempt to give him an upper lip and decent teeth has failed.

[Stephanie]

18. He does look like he got some bad veneers

There's a shot from a few weeks ago where you can actually see the tops of his teeth. Usually he tries to hide them. Molly Ivins says he is ashamed of his chicken teeth.

[Straight Shooter]

4. He should borrow his mother's pearls for that gobbler neck. n/t

[Dhalgren]

5. My,my,my, but that girly-boy from Texas sure has got him a

smooth, purdy forehead. He's up in Utah, ain't he? Well he better be careful, 'cause he's mighty purdy to be walking around unchaperoned, heh, heh, heh...

[underpants]

8. He's got that Bob Barker thing going on

and I like Bob Barker.

[yorkiemommie1]

10. weren't they slamming kerry for that ??

n/t

edited to add: while our soldiers and iraqis are getting blown up,

he goes and prettifies his face. oh, the irony of it.

[rkc3]

15. Experiencing. Cognitive. Dissonance.

It's only bad when one of them do it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Ayuh. You know the rules.

[rkc3]

17. I even knows the grammer.

[leftofthedial]

11. like the worst ever episode of Nip and Tuck

yech! what a creep!

[mark11727]

12. What the hell happened to his head? He's so tight and shiny!

[Double T]

13. In addition, looks like bush is taking the same 'Smiley Pills'.........

Laura is using.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Look at his right cheek in the first and third pictures

Did someone fall off his bike again? And just how does one tan while hiding under one's bed?

:P

[fooj]

19. Thanks for the giggle!

And just how does one tan while hiding under one's bed?

Too funny!

peace.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. Anytime fooj :)

:pals:

[im10ashus]

20. Jeebus!

That's some freaking botox job. Very subtle! :sarcasm:

[Saphire]

21. I think it's more of a with make-up/without make-up thing.

[Stephanie]

22. You think he's not wearing makeup in those before shots?

Believe me, he wears makeup whenever he's in front of the cameras. He's a girly man.

[kittenpants]

26. but make-up doesn't keep your forehead from wrinkling...

he's awfully shiny too. Maybe they just waxed him?:shrug:

[imperialismispasse]

24. Why is he so orange and shiny?

His face looks like a pumpkin.

[jackstraw45]

25. How did Don King get into the photo?!?

[Stephanie]

28. I thought is was a shar-pei

[Cleita]

27. That shiny forhead is a dead give away for botox.

Ever notice how all the thirty plus actors at the Academy Awards have the same shiny forhead?