First Impressions From An Office

[Sequoia]

The family picture is on his desk
- Ah, a solid, responsible man
The family picture is on her desk
- Um, her family will come before her career

His desk is cluttered
- He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man
Her desk is cluttered
- She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

He is talking with his co-workers
- He must be discussing the latest deal
She is talking to her co-workers
- She must be gossiping

He's not at his desk
- He must be at a meeting
She is not at her desk
- She must be at the ladies room

He's not in the office
- He's meeting customer
She's not in the office
- She must be out shopping

He's having lunch with the boss
- He's on his way up
She's having lunch with the boss
- They must be having an affair

The boss criticised him
- He'll improved his performance
The boss criticised her
- She'll be very upset

He got an unfair deal
- Did he get angry?
She got an unfair deal
- Did she cry?

He's getting married
- He'll get more settled
She's getting married
- She'll get pregnant and leave

He's having a baby
- He'll need a raise
She's having a baby
- She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits

He's going on a business trip
- It's good for his career
She's going on a business trip
- What does her husband say?

He's leaving for a better job
- He knows how to recognise a good opportunity
She's leaving for a better job
- Women are not dependable

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[ironman202]

1. oy

He's of average looks and no money.
Women will have nothing to do with him
He's old, fat, bald, strong as an ox and half as good looking and rich.
Women line up.