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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:12 PM
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anyone hear rush limpballs talk about (gasp) vagina's on air today
he is a sick puke talking about making chocolate vagina's or some sort of shit


I called the local station and made a huge complaint


mentioned that it was real "christian" like ect...
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:15 PM
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1. after his crazy comments about Cindy Sheehan and now this...
methinks drugboy is back on the oxy.

If he was ever off.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:16 PM
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2. What was he saying?
What's wrong with chocolate vaginas?

You can get chocolate penises, and I'm sure chocolate vaginas. As well as pasta penises, probably pasta vaginas. And made out of other candies.

:shrug:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:19 PM
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4. what do they call the penis pasta
Edited on Mon Aug-22-05 06:19 PM by leftofthedial
Littlewini?
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:23 PM
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5. (((
:rofl:
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susanna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 11:31 PM
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22. X2
LOLOLOLOLOL
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:25 PM
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6. LOL
Not only that but it is the only pasta that experiences shrinkage when you drop it in the water.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:27 PM
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9. cooking instructions
DO NOT put in cold water!

DO NOT put in boinling water!

DO NOT serve cold!

DO NOT test doneness by seeing if it sticks to the refrigerator!
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:25 PM
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7. I didn't get it all but I thought he was making chocolate v's to eat
???
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:29 PM
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10. He was remarking on a women's organization
.. that gives out white chocolate vaginas to promote 'The Vagina Monologues'. Then there was the pause, and I knew he was going to say something childish.

He then went on on to say they should have made them out of bitter chocolate for some reason (something about the taste?).

Haw haw. Hilarious.

Rush, get help before it's too late.
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God Bless the USA Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:18 PM
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3. Maybe he's taking notes from Thomas Jefferson?
Perhaps it's a signal that he is softening on race relations
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:25 PM
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8. He has the mind of a thirteen year old boy
His 'pee-pee, poo-poo" jokes about sexuality are truly distrubing from a grown man.

I don't think he's ever had sex before. At least not with a woman because he says the most immature things about women's body parts.
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Bmongilly Donating Member (32 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:38 PM
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13. That reminds me...
of something Rush said about six months ago, actually I believe it was right before the election. He was joking about a "Hillary Clinton testical lock box." He rambled on and on and he sure seemed to be enjoying himself. I certainly didn't find any humor in it and it drew a lot of complaints from a lot of people because he mentioned it the next day. He even had callers getting past the call screener with it and confronting him about it.

Definately a little bizarre for AM radio.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:45 PM
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14. limpballs and the women who love him

Marta and Rush Limbaugh (wife #3)


Daryn Kagan

I think it's the hair style he's after.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 11:11 PM
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18. Then, let me cut my hair
Edited on Mon Aug-22-05 11:12 PM by Whoa_Nelly
and I will personally bite the cajones off of him and toss them on a dark desert highway, cool wind in my (newly cut) hair...
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BlueStateBlue Donating Member (470 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 11:20 PM
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21. What the *#@^ are they wearing in that first shot???
Yikes!
:puke:
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:50 AM
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25. Friends on drugs don't let friends pick their own clothes
See what happens you get addicted to Oxy and pick out your own clothes. Pretty compelling visual to stay off Oxy!
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smiley_glad_hands Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:31 PM
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11. Rush is in Denial about his sexuality. eom
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YellerdawgFlorida Donating Member (40 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:32 PM
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12. Ha!
He wouldn't know a vagina if it sat on his face.
Ewww...what a word picture that is!
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 06:48 PM
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15. a friend I knew made a song...goes like this
come sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too..

life would be fine if we both 69ed
and we both will be blown a way
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 11:10 PM
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17. Sorry, your friend didn't make that
It's from Monty Python, one of their albums.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 11:09 PM
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16. Come on! I'm trying to have supper here!
Yuck.
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 11:13 PM
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19. How can you people stand to listen to Rush? I just don't get it.
His voice alone is enough to make my skin crawl, and his words are even worse.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 11:16 PM
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20. I think I can feel my IQ begin to drop when I listen to Limbaugh
so that's why I need to stay away!


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the_spectator Donating Member (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-22-05 11:51 PM
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23. Good catch. It does seem that he's undergoing some kind
of delayed meltdown or something.

But I also have the honor of presenting you, Original Poster, with this week's Appy - given to that poster who best exemplifies that whimsical spirit in Americans that drives them ever on to create ever new places and new homes for useless Apostrophe Esses.

For your existential spelling, we salute you!

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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:06 AM
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24. He Must Have Been High Yesterday 8-22, He Also
made a terroristic threat, said that REAL Texans were NOT there supporting SHEEHAN, they were putting on camoflage for hunting season and that SOON it would all get fun "if-you-know-what-I-mean".

He then proceeded with another puerile, juvenile sex joke: Talking about San Francisco city council approving health insurance for somebody's "partner so she could get an addadictomy" (add-a-DICK-to-me).

Then he proceeded to bash the ACLU for supporting the lawsuit about taking oaths on scriptures other than the Bible. He seems to forget that the ACLU is helping with HIS court case, the way it does with some OTHER scums-of-the-earth.

Yep, he was on a roll yesterday, alright. Maybe his court case is going south or putting up a front with Daryl is getting to him. Or just drugs.
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