OMG! Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend is missing!

[demzilla]

Thank God Rita Crosby is devoting a whole hour to this on MSNBC.

And he wasn't even in Aruba!

But he appears to be white, fortunately, so it's still newsworthy.

[Avalux]

1. I don't think he's missing.

There's a rumor (SHhhhh) he staged his own disappearance! :yoiks:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Maybe she took off her makeup.... ya never know....

[kestrel91316]

3. Oh, NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Mister Bill!! (is the guy pregnant, too?)

[castiron]

4. like dave chappelle went missing?

uh huh

[graywarrior]

5. Maybe he's with Natalie

[Porcupine]

6. Who could blame him?

I'd go missing too rather than face endless hours with that spoiled bimbo.