Is Wesley Clark a fascist who will put us all in boot camp?

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

Will he make us wear uniforms? Is he going to make us all get up at 5:00 AM and practise killing terrorists? Is this all a huge plot to get the PNAC/Skull & Bones back on track again (hint: Kerry)? Am I going to get drafted? Is Clark really a Republican working with Rove and Bush? Is there a shadowy cabal that's going to replace Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld with Clark, Gephardt, and Al Sharpton?

I guess this is my last chance before the new rules go into effect!

[Must_B_Free]

1. of course not

you tinfoil hat people make me laugh all the time !
Guffaw!
:hat:

[Catch22Dem]

2. LOL

Nice one. You had me for a second. I was like, "what the f*ck!?" when's that damn vote!!!!!! Cheers to ya!!

[leetrisck]

3. You have him mixed up with Slimy Shrub in

the coward's house in the phony flight suit.

[tsipple]

4. No, But...

He will force all Americans between the ages of 18 and 42 to enlist in the National Guard, the Reserves, or any Christian missionary organization.

Honest. I heard it. Somewhere. Maybe.

[RobertSeattle]

5. You betcha!

I can hear the jodie already

One, Two, Three Four
President Clark we adore
Five, Six, Seven Eight
Wesley Clark is so Great

Sound off!

[nolabels]

23. Sounds like somebody had too many tiny bubbles already

:puffpiece:

[OldSoldier]

38. Naah, he wanted to be a smokin' man

I swear, the Army was so much more fun when we were allowed to sing dirty cadences...

[RobertSeattle]

40. Memories...

I was in the Amry on the "cusp" of the transition from dirty cadences to politically correct ones. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the transition happened in the mid 80's. A recall "dirty" cadences in 83 or 84 ("I wish all the ladies...") and by 86/87 it was all "PC" jodies.

[Clark Can WIN]

29. One two!

[Birthmark]

6. Yes. Yes he is.

I welcome the opportunity to live in a camp. I like camping. I also have several tents that I will be willing to part with -- at an 'appropriate' price.

[Kool Kitty]

19. This is perfect. You like camping.

I like boots. We're ready!!

[nolabels]

27. Who the hell needs a tent ?

My sleep consists of laying half my body out the hatch so I am ready to roll when they break in on the com



http://www.atwitsend.org/lisa.html

[QC]

7. He will make us all eat babies.

[Jackhammer Jesus]

13. I thought it was kittens?

[QC]

15. Sometimes kittens are just not enough.

[roguevalley]

8. No, but if he does, I opt for the Alaska state Trooper uniform.

Its very natty. :-D

[KittyWampus]

14. Get Yer Alaska State Trooper Bears

At the Alaska State Trooper Museum

[roguevalley]

32. ah. those bears are cute.

*

[DrBB]

9. I hear Cat Killing will be mandatory

...once the Clark-Frist Kontra-Kat Kompact is sealed!

[OldSoldier]

39. It better not be!

I'm down to ten. Don't want to get any lower, thank you.

[FubarFly]

10. Um, no.

I am SO voting yes. :-)

[Mz Pip]

11. I liked camp

Camp was cool.

I could use some target practice. I'm pretty rusty these days since I don't own a gun anymore.

Now about that uniform. I want a muu muu for a uniform. Blue would be the best color to go with my eyes. Boot camp must include Mall walking. Down time must include Yoga, lots of Yoga. So I can get in touch with my inner killer.


MzPip
:dem:

[Renew Deal]

12. lol

That's classic. :kick:

[IranianDemocrat]

16. Clark shot JFK.

.

[neverforget]

17. He was on the Grassy Knoll. I also heard he crucified Jesus.

Is that true?

[Kool Kitty]

20. Oh, God-I KNEW IT!!!!

And don't forget the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby.

[Zorra]

18. and you see something wrong wit dis?

What's your point?

LOL

:dem:kucinich

[DrBB]

21. He will put all our BOOTS in camp!

The rest of us will just have to fend for ourselves! The cruel bastard!

[Kahuna]

22. Clark has no reflection in a mirror. Wonder why?

nt

[Kool Kitty]

24. I would have guessed-vampire.

But then I see that piccy you have of the handsome man out in the sunlight and that blows the vampire theory...

[Terwilliger]

25. yes

[roughsatori]

26. Yes that is why his supporters love the photos of him in Camouflage

That are featured in so many Sig-lines.

There has been a khaki color emanating from more and more posts at DU. At first I thought it was soylent green, but it is just plain old fatigues.

[Clark Can WIN]

28. Thanks for the laugh.

But you forgot a few, like Clark eating deep fried kittens for breakfast and fertilizing his garden with the corpses of dissenters who are not mezmerized by his dazzling stars and military uniform.

Turn away from the soul melting Clark-ray while you still can..................................................................................................... SAVE YOURSELF ! ! ! ! !


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Cheers to ya! Thanks for the smile :pals:

[IndianaGreen]

30. No. No. No. Maybe. Yes. Possible. Don't be silly!

I think I answered them all.

:P

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

33. good answers

no bootcamps, no uniforms, no 5:00 terrorist drills

maybe PNAC and Russell Trust, or just the PNAC part?

yes to the draft???

possible GOP scheme?

no Al?

[im4edwards]

31. nah, he'll never get that far

.

[Padraig18]

34. The reason he'd make a *perfect *VEEP for Howard is...

... that they both enjoy dancing naked in an oak grove under the light of a full moon, while making live sacrifices of babies and small, furry animals! Running mates like that are hard to come by. :P

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

36. isn't that what Pat Robertson said?

I'm pretty sure he said that

[elcondor]

43. Oh geez!

Thanks for the picture that's now burned in my brain! LOL :P

Whocountsthevotes: classic post! :-)

[dkamin]

35. are you an idiot?

[RandomUser]

37. I hear he's doing research on Soylent Greens!

He's behind some fast-food company researching the world overpopulation problem. :)

[Blue_Chill]

41. Yes!!! It's exactly what the nation needs!

will put us all in boot camp?

Americans are fat. Real Fat. Fat as in "Holy shit dude you are FAT!." Sending the nation to boot camp would reduce this life threatening condition and thus reduce costly heart disease treatments and lower the insurance rates of all Americans.

Sending us to boot camp is the patriotic thing to do!


Will he make us wear uniforms?

How can you, a self proclaimed liberal, even ask such a question? How long must we allow these fashion nazis to force us to into buying their products just to fit in? These things are made by abused children and modeled by starving mentally abused women. This eventually causes our thicker real american women to feel bad about their bodies. These bastards have to be stopped and uniforms are the way to do it!

Uniforms for a new liberal America!

Is he going to make us all get up at 5:00 AM and practise killing terrorists?

You would question a man that wishes to provide an entire nation with free self defense courses? Can't you see that by implementing this simple plan Clark will improve our Economy by increasing US productivity and reduce crime by teaching us how to fight for ourselves!

You sir are a Rove plant!

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

45. Our new uniforms will be union made and 100% sweatshop free

[cmd]

42. I hope so.

I hate picking out my own clothes.

[Zuni]

44. wesley clark is a satanist cannibal

he will cook American citizens for dinner in the WH if elected.