Robertson wants to post the 9 Commandments in public places.

[ClassWarrior]

The fifth one has apparently been repealed.

NGU.

[mattclearing]

1. God wasn't referring to Commies and Terrorist Sympathizers, right? n/t

[rodeodance]

4. no, just to petri diss 8 celled 'life"

[mattclearing]

13. Killing a two week-old fetus is murder, but killing a democratically-

elected leader is "sound foreign policy."

Whoever put Robertson on the air deserves all our gratitude.

[DUgosh]

2. John Hagee wants the one about adultery removed

He ended marrying his pregnant secretary and dumping his older wife and kids.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. No way!

[DUgosh]

8. Yes, way

Miss Diana is Hagee's second wife.

[Midnight Rambler]

3. You mean the 8 Commandments

They really don't care much for the one about graven images anymore either. You know, kind of like this...

[rurallib]

11. I think it's seven

That one about lying never held much water with Robertson & company. OOps make it six. "love your neighbor as yourself" Well we just can't have that now can we cause they might be muslim or somethin' God don't like.
And that one about stealing? Pretty questionable if you look at ol' Pat's record.
I'm checking. There may not be a good one in the bunch.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. *lol*

[glarius]

7. Robertson's evil shows in his beady little eyes!

Have you ever noticed his eyes?...They are like bottomless pits!....Uuuggghhhhh!

[nickgutierrez]

9. "Congress passes these things for a reason, Lois."

:)

[bleedingheart]

10. You better remove the one about coveting thy neighbor's goods..

that is the rule by which most republicans live...

[Al-CIAda]

12. He broke the 'bearing false witness' too. He is telling LIES about

Chavez. How about feeding the poor? Chavez is demanding industrialists fork over some of their obsene profits to feed the poor.

Wasn't that Christ's appeal?

How about Pats diamond mines that people are murdered to keep flowing?

Pat is a POS anti-Christ.

[johnfunk]

14. It's true! The Robertson Amendment to the 10 Commandments

Amendment I: The Fifth Commandment is hereby rescinded.

[progressivebydesign]

15. I think if you call for someone else to kill.. it doesn't count.

I think that's one of the lesser known escape clauses of the Commandments.

[Lilyhoney]

16. Link to George Carlin

and his thoughts on how many commandments we really need.

http://www.geocities.com/bobmelzer/gc10cx.html

[Bluebear]

17. How do you say "fatwa" in Evangelese? nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. HUAC?

:D

[kansasblue]

19. From thw White House.... just four please....

this one

"Do not testify as a false witness against your neighbor."

got to go. You know that WMD in Iraq, Powell is asking for it to be repeal so he doesn't go to hell.