I just got spam from Jesus

[julialnyc]

I just got junk mail that had the sender name Jesus (one of the help eliminate your debt spams)

[evlbstrd]

1. Is spam being outsourced to Mexico?

[tanyev]

2. WWJS?

Who would Jesus spam?

[CornField]

3. I wish he would stop that

After all, there's only so much bandwidth to heaven. Most of that is taken up by over-dressed, over-made-up women praying for parking spaces at the front of the lot.

[KarenInMA]

4. Wasn't Jesus against money lenders?

[photuris]

5. Well a lot of times

What passes for proselytizing these days *IS* spam.

[charlie]

6. I regularly get spam from a bot

that I haven't blocked because it generates these wonderfully Pythonesque names. In my box right now are emails from:

Shriller O. Buyers
Foolproof P. Tabasco
Kingston R. Neckerchief
Sourdoughs C. Redbreasts
Structure O. Poling