Think that Lance and George exchange prescription recipes?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

"Really, this pill really makes you bike faster?"

"Yeah, seven years running, Man. Say, what are these for? Never saw these at my trainer's."

"This is depression, that is for psychotic episodes, these are to counteract cocaine intoxication syndrome, those are for Adult Onset Attention Deficit - what was your question?"

"Er, these bottles. What is in them, sir."

'Oh, yeah. Right. This is for mood disorders, that is for dementia and the big one is for Cognitive Disfunction. And the white one makes you smaller, and the little blue one makes you taller."

"I think it is time for another dose, sir."

"Thanks, mommy."

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Nah, Lance donated George some balls 'cause he has more....

[tocqueville]

2. Lance took EPO 1999 according to a lab

big story in France right now

analysis from frozen samples show it

it won't change anything regarding his titles, but that's very bad press for him

[jhawk_tim]

3. Lance passed all tests

How come, when someone overcomes a major life trauma and does something phenomenal, everyone has to claim it isn't possible and it had to be manufactured?

Half of the people say he used drugs, half say it was divine intervention. Why couldn't it just have been raw determination and will?

[newscott]

4. Because it's the dirtiest sport going

It's been a joke for a long time. You'd have to be a science experiment to even compete against those riders.

And of course Lance passed all those tests. His doctors are not dummies. They know how to make untestable drugs and masking agents for the ones that are testable.

It's like magic. It's really all slight of hand.

[jhawk_tim]

5. Are you a professional cyclist?

How can you say it's the dirtiest sport around? It is not a very high revenue generating sport. Baseball, Football, Basketball, Boxing are all much, much dirtier.

Unless you are a professional or semi-professional racing cyclist, how can you claim such expert knowledge?