Bush requesting Fox reporter to get him out of a fix.

[gatorboy]

May not be the case but I thought it was pretty funny that he was actually requesting (hoping) a Fox reporter might be at the briefing:

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001019573

BUSH: We've got somebody from Fox here, somebody told me?

Q. Yes, Mr. President, thank you.

BUSH: There you are, kind of blending in.


Saved by Fox! Where's a Gannon when you need him? :rofl:

[proud patriot]

1. ha ha ha ha ha

:rofl:

[Zenlitened]

2. There really are no words left anymore, to describe what a pathetic...

... little wimp he is.

What a joke. :eyes:

[barbaraann]

19. Does any language have the words to describe Bush and the BFEE?

English is just not up to the task.

[glitch]

30. Not on this planet.

Perhaps on their home world. B-)

[barbaraann]

31. How about this?

http://terengo.tdonnelly.org/borg/borgless.html

[glitch]

34. That's it! And it sounds like modems connecting, at high volume. nt

[DemoTex]

46. Probably the language that gave us "Schadenfreude."

But I'm not sure what that word is. German compound words can be so descriptive.

[SammyWinstonJack]

21. Tough guy he isn't .

:puke:

[Supersedeas]

3. blending in with the rest of the stenographers

[MADem]

26. He will be PUNISHED

He was supposed to wear the red rose in the lapel so idiotboy could pick him out....or maybe, just maybe, chimpo's little earpiece done broke and he couldn't hear the guy whispering "On the left, second row, third from the end...Faux, he'll toss ya a softball!!!!"

Whadda dork!!!!

[Supersedeas]

41. passive stenography is not enough; need active contribution and spin from

the Party Media shills.

[annabanana]

4. Fox was the only one who showed up at the rehersal...

....he was probably the one who had memorized his lines best..

[Al-CIAda]

5. Chicken shit, panzy assed, little DICKtater. nt

[tk2kewl]

6. Also, did you get the list of questions?

:rofl:

[sabra]

7. nominated! good stuff...

poor *

[DIKB]

8. Damn, could it be more obvious ?

"I Need Help, Where are my propagandizing WHORES ?"

[rodeodance]

9. I heard that this morning and just rolled my eyeballs.

[photuris]

10. Simple Biology

I was puzzled by *'s "blending in" remark, until I remembered all those nature documentaries I've watched. The yellow-bellied chickenhawk, despite its stunning diversity in morphology, can always identify their own species. As with the chicken-sexers of china, scientist are unable to explain this ability. I think the bull chickenhawk of the group, a Bush chickhawk(Falso Bushwa), was having problems since most of the birds in the room(mostly dodos and cowboybirds) have, out of necessity, taken on many of the characteristics of chickenhawks.

Edit: extra have after a have

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. *lol* Welcome to DU

[Al-CIAda]

13. hehe- welcome to DU -nt

[Mabus]

16. So, that makes JimmyJeff

one of the rare bald yellow-bellied chickenhawks. As I understand it the "tufted yellow-bellied chickenhawks" are those with toupees.

Mimicking another bird hmmm? Sounds a little like a Mimid
The Mimids are a New World family of passerine birds that includes thrashers, mockingbirds, tremblers, and the New World catbirds. As their name (Latin for "mimic") suggests, these birds are notable for their vocalization, especially their remarkable ability to mimic a wide variety of birds and other sounds heard outdoors.

The species tend towards dull grays and browns in their appearance.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimid


How about this write-up for a wiki entry about chickenhawks?

The human variation of Mimid, that is, the various varieties of yellow-bellied chickenhawks, have a remarkably tendency to repeat "talking points." They are generally have weak constitutions and are prone to anal cysts and college deferments.

Females of almost all species tend to be anorexic in appearance, often with small throat bags (large ones resemble adam's apples) that contain their most virulent vocalizations. Before television appearances female Mimids punch their own throats to help release their toxic speech.

on edit: Welcome to DU. :hi:

:evilgrin: Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent.

[leftchick]

22. lol!

Thank You! and welcome to DU!

:toast:

[Catchawave]

23. LOL...and welcome to DU

:hi:

[SammyWinstonJack]

24. ROFL

:rofl: "mostly dodos and cowboybirds"

[Burried News]

32. Maybe the wind shifted suddenly, obscuring the smell.

Nevertheless excessive clucking can usual reveal their location.

[EnfantTerrible]

47. Too much coke wiped out chim's sense of smell

He needs a visual.

[Independent_Liberal]

12. LOL!

:D

[stevedeshazer]

14. Nice

Sad, but funny.

[BrklynLiberal]

15. the rest of the dialogue is just as pathetic....

He was obviously looking for this question so he could give the rehearsed answer...:puke:

Q Sorry about that. Does the administration's goal -- I'll ask you about the Iraqi constitution. You said you're confident that it will honor the rights of women.

BUSH: Yes.

Q If it's rooted in Islam, as it seems it will be, is that still -- is there still the possibility of honoring the rights of women?

THE PRESIDENT: I talked to Condi, and there is not -- as I understand it, the way the constitution is written is that women have got rights, inherent rights recognized in the constitution, and that the constitution talks about not "the religion," but "a religion." Twenty-five percent of the assembly is going to be women, which is a -- is embedded in the
constitution.

[Blue_In_AK]

25. Grammar cop on the job here

"Have got" just grates my nerves.

[Supersedeas]

44. Yep, pathetic...and rehearsed (He looked for it--FOX fed it to him)

[tsuki]

17. Kind of blending in? With those horns?

:rofl:

[gatorboy]

18. Heh! You know, I didn't even really notice the "blending" remark

until you guys mentioned it.

Blending in with the traitors, I guess :eyes:

[Richard Steele]

20. Someone forgot to tell FOX-guy to shave his head so B*sh could spot him.

[MADem]

27. Too damn funny!!! And sadly, probably TRUE!!! n/t

[cthrumatrix]

28. "on the record"...bush looks for "pat questions" from faux...no real

questions for the puppet

[Redstone]

29. Sounds like a good subect for another political cartoon,

hint, hint. C'mon, you know you can do it.

Redstone

[Imagevision]

33. Cindy Sheeham must have created much stress for the war prez.

Bush she be impeached and tried for war crimes!

http://downingstreetmemo.com/

[Burried News]

35. Is anyone else hearing Marisa Thome' in My Cousin Vinny.

"kind of blending in."

Yeah you blend. CONfusion

[YDogg]

36. Pathetic. On every count. n/t

[Kurovski]

37. I saw that on C-span today.

It was my first good laugh of the day.

Followed by the queasiness one always feels when watching/listening to/reading about, George.

[jayctravis]

38. Surely this is an accident and not a rare subtle wit from the Pres...

Fox is there...blending in with his newly unsympathetic press corps?

[tgnyc]

39. Wasn't wearing his FOX baseball jersey?

[DemonFighterLives]

40. The faux reporter was kind of fox like

slinking around in the bushies. Our fearless leader finally spotted him and there was a sigh of relief. Call off the hounds the fox hunt was successful.
The mighty war president will slumber now and keep telling himself there are no other families like Cindys.
:puke:

[maxrandb]

42. "Yes, I'd Like to Take a Question"

Is Herr Goebbels here"?

[Ganja Ninja]

43. At that point the rest of the press corp should have walked out.

It's not a press conference anymore once he starts talking to a FOX reporter. It's a sham.

[gatorboy]

45. Heh! Too true.

And notice that he was notified by his people of the Fox reporter ahead of time. His version of a safety chute, I suppose....